I Think I Was Sexually Harassed By My Cat :)

[Innordinate]

Something wrong with you all.

 

[amethist]

Any of you guy's want a scratching hand on a telescopic stick.

Yep they are on sale in our local gadget shop.

 

[Nicolette]

Anthony and the boys were just watching Ali G (I think that is who it was) and the first thing I saw was a dog licking his balls.. I've been traumatized.

 

[deer_in_headlights]

:D oh no...:D Gales of laughter :D
You people are just so funny... :D

Love you... Bwhaaahaaahaaa snort:D

 

[deer_in_headlights]

Anthony and the boys were just watching Ali G (I think that is who it was) and the first thing I saw was a dog licking his balls.. I've been traumatized.

Thankfully, most guys can only use their hands...

Amethist, could that be dangerous? One slip, and it's Balls on a Stick (aka Shish Kebab)?

 

[mysihba]

AHHH I never claimed I was "normal" Now, now,...pets can help us get back in touch with reality and then with fellow human beings ( for those of us that are a bit isolated ) However !....my best friend is a 10 pound Jack Russel Terrier. She sleeps in my bed, eats my food and stays mad at me most of the time. Kind of reminds me of my X wife

without benefits. But my dog, I do love. She (my dog) just loves to hump my son's 90 pound Black Lab. I'm not sure if she is just a perv or likes to remind me how much I am without....a human soul mate.

The good news is that I know a guy who will treat ALL of us who have suffered at the claws or pays of animals.....true healing. For only $3000 you too, can stare at 3 computer screens making random moving shapes. IT REALLY helped me. If that doesn't work I can take you for a half a canoe ride....for free. If I can find half a paddle.

 

[amethist]

Could not resist showing the executive model.

 

[Nicolette]

I "I just got felt up by the cat!"

I forgot to ask if charges were being laid Heather?

 

[deer_in_headlights]

:D Amethist! I'm rolling on the floor...helplessly off the forum page...:D

 

[Heather]

I forgot to ask if charges were being laid Heather? ;)

ROFLMAO - Wait I should probably stay off the carpet!

Especially with l'il frisky walking around.

 

[KP the nut]

Anthony and the boys were just watching Ali G (I think that is who it was) and the first thing I saw was a dog licking his balls.. I've been traumatized.

Well it is the dogs biggest decision of the day, 'should I lick the left or the right ball first'

. Sadly, for my dog, he left his at the vets

 

[deer_in_headlights]

(((((((Kath)))))))))) :D

You could help him regain his self confidence and sense of macho: did you hear about the artificial balls that vets can implant, to replace the original equipment? Thanks for the laughter!

(((((Amethist))))))): The executive version is silver-plated? :D . Does it come with instructions? Wondering if men discreetly slide it down their trousers and do what's necessary, or flash silver and scratch away proudly on the outside O_o ? :p

Thanks everyone and (((((((Heather))))))) (as instigator) for the great laughter, this thread has turned into a great stress-reliever and pain reducer...