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HëllaBubz
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Omg priceless :laugh:At the end of the course the instructor offered me 'remedial' lessons.
So I went for my first rollerblade session this morning.
Omg.
The pain.
Shins.
Feet.
Glutes.
Lower back.
If there were sound effects that my body would make, it'd be like one of those old spring beds - *twang* OW! *Ping* Ugh! *Donnnnnnggggg* YEOW! *Ting* *small shriek* *groaaannn*!
But I pushed through and it became hypnotic and enjoyable.
Push. Glide. Push. Glide. Push - SHIT GUMNUT!:blackeye::whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling: Recover. Push. Glide. Push. Glide.:cool::cool::cool:
Wheeee-omg can't stop-crap-road!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:
At this rate, my cardio is an even mix of exercise and poor life decisions....
Push. Glide. Push. Glide CRAP DOG MOVE OMG!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: whew. Recover.
BFF walking dog doesn't know if he should be worried about letting me adult today or cracking up at me...
Push. Glide. Push. Glide. Old muscle memory coming back. Muscles start to relax. Small smile on face. Speed up.
Push. Glide. Push. Glide. Push push push push HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT INCONSIDERATE BASTARD PUT THAT STRIP THERE! *windmills arms looking like Humpty friggin Dumpty on tiny little wheels which jam up and quit as soon as life looks rocky*
You know the white strips they put on the ground for the visually impaired to use as a cue? The ones they put in the pavement next to bus stops?
Turns out you can't skate over those, none of the wheels will turn.:banghead:
Damn near wiped out, surprised I didn't cause a bloody car accident by a driver laughing their ass off at me.