Alternative Dictionary Of Therapy (humor)

[Anarchy]

Returning to the re brand and re launch of the fiction formerly known variously "drapetomania" and "sluggish schizophrenia"

In the desperately anachronistic slave owning united state (every where else had given it up at least 80 years before, and the only other place that it took a war was Haiti), and the similar slave economy of the former Soviet union respectively.

Sure, it's the child that's got a problem, because it couldn't possibly be the parents or the quack

 

[gealach]

deja poo - the feeling that you've done this shit before

ginger snaps - when a redhead loses their mind

ecgopoopy - when you look at your patients 12-lead, and say "oh shit"

CATscan - searching for kitty

askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, then does the exact opposite anyway

fartled - (see hypervigilance) extreme startle response to a sudden loud fart

 

[shatter eyes]

CATscan - searching for kitty

I like that. Meow Garfield

 

[Muted]

Resistance- practicing your boundaries by refusing to cooperate dealing with stuff you don’t wanna deal with yet:p:D.

 

[shatter eyes]

LAZY: Exercising the choice of being highly selective in priorities.

 

[Ronin]

<snicker> I'm stealing that one, @shatter eyes. :sneaky:

 

[Anarchy]

Acceptance (of us by others);

An imaginary and utopian condition which is unlikely to exist.

Nevertheless, some other individuals (who usually have at least one narsisistic parent) often urge us to submit to them for it, like a pathetic kitten chasing after their laser pointer,

Only to then gleefully deny to fulfil their fraudulent offer, because...

You aren't (something or other) enough
Or you haven't done or haven't got (and never will)...

 

[Ronin]

a pathetic kitten chasing after their laser pointer

The Red Dot: Like Recovery, it exists and can be caught. :D

 

[shatter eyes]

AweTISM: The practice of being awesome.

AcuPUNCHer: a treatment that punches with accuracy. (Lil needles punching in me)

DBT: Dog bites trainer (dog is acting from emotional mind and harming others. Time for CHAIN analysis on why DBTrainer)

 

[Upside Down Eagle]

AwTISM: the practice of being too cute and flaunting it for everybody
Cynical A-Hole. A condition first diagnosed in South Park. Symptoms: seeing and hearing shit, mostly.
Snarky Bastard. Someone who has turned cynicism in an identity and is playfully irreverent towards everything.

Example: Rad hides behind a wall of cynicism and humor. What a snarky bastard.

From Urban Dictionary:
SnarkMeister
Snarkosphere

Seriously, go look. They´re hilarious.

 

[Ronin]

Not to be confused with rat bastard:

The type of person you need whole this dictionary after meeting of.
Also found under: preferably red dot redirect.

 

[Friday]

Fine Motor Skills - aka Precision Driving - The art of going the speed limit when everything in you says throw it into 5th gear and floor it.

Related (see impulse control, thrill seeking, & feeling alive)