Alternative Dictionary Of Therapy (humor)

[Deleted member 28403]

Hahaha :)

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Freudian slip - when therapists walk on banana skins :confused:

 

[Anarchy]

Gaslighting:

1. Always useful, along with torch, candles and hurricane lamps, when last quarter's avoidance included avoiding opening the electric bill.
2. Sometimes useful in other situations involving unpaid bills; "But T, I always pay by card before the session, there must be some mistake..."

 

[Ronin]

Lightbulb Moments - When you no longer need gas lighting.

:hilarious:

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Classical Conditioning
The good ol' cheap air conditioner from the old movies

 

[oasis2003]

I cannot think of any but yours are all funny.:):laugh::roflmao:

 

[Recovery4Me]

Transference

*Rapid & relentless assignment of the entire DSM to that of PTSD (due to the ease of Acronym)

* What happens if you question your therapist expertise within trauma

*How to dodge self reflection appearing cool, calm and collected

*Entering your pungently pervasive opinion on the wrong thread

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Fun :)

 

[Anarchy]

Military Industrial Complex:
what Uncle Sam has
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeFqis-XIAAkHUT.jpg

 

[Ocean5]

@Anarchy LMAO
seriously thanks I needed a laugh

 

[Recovery4Me]

Reconnecting Emotionally:

FYI: Term long associated with healing and moving forward, no longer includes (per insistence of Insurance Review Boards)-
the physical exertion or re-connecting with walls, doors, nor inanimate objects of any nature. Pity...

 

[Anarchy]

Reconnecting Emotionally:

The third time this morning that the electric shock machine has blown it's fuse