Funny Things That Happen In Our Therapist's Office

[Froggie]

Yesterday, I had an appt. with my psychologist, poor girl (she's about the same age as my oldest) having to do with my non-passive personality ;). I was starting to get into my "far far away" mode and all of a sudden she became red and apologised for burping ... I told her that with a PST patient, there are things that we aren't aware of when it's not life threatening ... so "X" take advantage of the situation ... we started to laugh. Honestly, I hadn't even realised she burped

 

[Heather]

Okay - this is funny but embarassing. I had one of those squeeze balls and I was sitting in my therapists office and squeezing it. I squeezed it so hard that it exploded all over my lap! It had powder in it. It went all over my crotch, my legs, the floor. WHAT A FREAKIN' MESS. I was so mortified. Especially having to clean if off my crotch! In front of my therapist (who is a guy)

that was fun.

He went to get some paper towels and I tried to get it out of his carpet as best I could. There was a big white mark on his carpet for 2 -3 weeks afterwards! I felt awful. Thankfully he was NOT mad.

 

[Innordinate]

One of my first therapists had really crappy cheap pine furniture. Being a kid I plomped down on the couch and snapped right through it. Never went back there and my parents got the bill for the cheap couch.

Smiles feel good today. Thanks ladies.

 

[Vee Lagrome]

I was sitting in the lobby waiting for my therapist one day, when this very energetic little boy (who turned out to be the receptionist's son) ran up to me and said "HI LADY!!!" So, I said "Hi" back, he kind of startled me because he just sort of popped up out of nowhere. He then took out a balloon, blew into it, released it so it made that fart sound and said "HAHAHA YOU FARTED!!!" and then jumped into my lap, licked his fingers and slapped my forehead. The receptionist was mortified.

 

[Heather]

I haven't been sleeping very well lately. So, yesterday I left a message for my therapist to call me and because he's so prompt he called me back today. I was really tired and fell asleep on the couch. So, I was woken up by the phone ringing.

I was still half a sleep when I answered and felt disoriented. He said he had someone waiting downstairs so this needed to be quick. Well, I don't do "quick" when I'm woken up out of a deep sleep. I was trying to wake myself up more by stretching etc.... trying to get my bearings of why I called him when he said. "okay now this is starting to sound like a dirty phone call!":eek::roflmao::roflmao:.

I guess I didn't realize all my stretching and moving.... exactly what that sounded like! HAHA I never did get to tell him what I wanted 'cause he had to go. He told me to write it down and that we'd talk next week. It's a good thing I've been seeing him for 2 years and feel really comfortable with him otherwise I'd probably be mortified and fail to see the humor in it.

 

[ButterflyPEI]

This is not so funny, more mortifying!!!

I'm in the waiting room waiting to see a new psychiatrist at a mental health clinic. I am far from slim, I'm quite "fluffy" actually. So I was sitting there waiting and this creepy guy says to me "you have a pretty smile". So I just looked at him because I had learned that sometimes its best to keep your mouth shut with some people. Then he says "you're also pretty fat", I just looked away. He says "do you know what the best exercise is for that?" and me thinking I would start fighting back asked him what that was and he made a motion with his arms/hands as though he were pushing himself out from a table in a chair and he says to me "pushing yourself away from the dinner table". I got up and walked out. Didn't see the doc that day but called the receptionist and told her what had happened.

 

[ButterflyPEI]

Thought of a funny, but embarassing one...

Had an appointment with my mental health nurse one day and I had a bad head cold. When I was there, we were talking and I got quite upset and my nose was running full tilt from the cold and from crying. I was trying to breathe deeply through my nose to calm down and I blew a snot bubble!! Can you imagine what she must have thought???!?!?!!

Starting with a new nurse tomorrow, maybe I will have something to add here afterwards!

 

[BloomInWinter]

((((Butterfly))))

I'm so sorry you were treated with such disrespect and immaturity.

Did you ask him when his personality transplant was scheduled?

WHAT a creep!

 

[intothelight]

Did you ask him when his personality transplant was scheduled?

Bloom,

I am keeping this line for future use. Love it! :D

 

[ButterflyPEI]

Bloom,

AMAZING! I am filing that line somewhere in my brain to use when I need it most. I love it!

Thanks for the hugs too. He was a creep!

 

[Lucycat]

Did you ask him when his personality transplant was scheduled?

My husband has put my name down on the waiting list!