List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

[KP the nut]

 

[Red Feather]

 

[KP the nut]

Haha, this is me today.

 

[goingonhope]

 

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[Heidi07]

 

[missmary]

OMG I'm so happy to have found this thread! I'm the queen of bad jokes and I LOVE THEM!!! Here's one of my faves:

So this pirate walks into this bar, and he has a steering wheel hanging out of his pants.
He walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes and gets him his drink, comes back and hands the drink to the pirate and says, "So, uh....what's going on with that steering wheel hanging out of your pants there...?" And the pirate says, "ARRRRRR! It's drivin' me NUTS!" :roflmao:

 

[missmary]

Q: Why was the tomato all red?
A: Because she saw the salad dressing!

:D

Q: What kind of party does hamburger go to?
A: A meatball!

:giggle:

So there's these two muffins hanging out in a microwave. The one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here!?" And the other muffin goes "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!" :eek:

A mushroom goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. THe bartender says "I'm sorry, I cannot serve you." And the mushroom shrugs, "But why not; I'm a fun guy?" :bag:

 

[KP the nut]

 

[Lady of Longbourn]