List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

[ladee]

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[Deleted member 46500]

In a Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's
restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if
you promise not to touch any of the buttons
on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had
promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button Warm air replaced the
warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower
to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it
is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR
button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was
staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR
button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your
pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN

 

[Deleted member 46500]

I’m already doing 60 in a 30 mph zone and still that guy is sticking to me.
And now he’s blinding me with these fancy blinking blue lights.
The world is full of psychos!

 

[Gs172003]

In a Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's
restroom, but it had alway...

Lol!!