List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

[Srain]

 

[Srain]

 

[CraftyCath]

 

[amethist]

 

[CraftyCath]

 

[Nicolette]

Please no further images unless you own them and have ensured you have a right to post them, ie. they are freely allowed to be distributed and used online, or they will be deleted and this thread may end up being closed.....thank you

 

[amethist]

Georgia State Trooper

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on
ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

 

[Whitneys story]

I am so sick of election coverage. I have a new description for the word politics.

More than one getting under your skin and irritating the hell out of everyone!

 

[Deleted member 12723]

LOL:roflmao::roflmao::p

 

[Deleted member 12723]

Amethist that was so funny, LOL:roflmao:

 

[freeman12]

Ha ha ha, had a nice time reading your jokes. This is a good relief from the everyday stress & tension, and from my spider veins treatment Miami.

 

[Yzeal]

They say that in his heyday, George Washington could skip a silver dollar across the Potomac, clear through to the other side. Now, though, he wouldn't be able to do it.

See, a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.