Ptsd- Free To Good Home

[Kaii]

I am just venting here, so feel free to ignore me :eek:

I am tired of having PTSD. Would you like it? I'm giving it away, free to a good home. Oh, who am I kidding, good house, crack house. What's the difference, really? First come, first served, I say.

Oh, wait, you already have PTSD?

Oh c'mon, having PTSD is just like having children, when there's two they entertain each other.

Just think about it for a moment, will you? I'm letting it go cheap. How cheap? Free, that's how cheap! And what's better than free, I ask? Nothing, that's what.

And this PTSD is all primed and ready to go! All you have to do is take it home with you. It's got all the bells and whistles to go with it. Exaggerated startle reflex, depression, withdrawal, avoidance, reoccurring thoughts and nightmares. It also comes with it's very own set of triggers, also free of charge for you.

How can you resist?

You don't seem convinced.

I'll tell you what, because I like you, I'll even throw in this Anniversary package, completely free, which includes a possible relapse. Now what do you think of that?

I like to take care of my friends, you know what I'm saying? All you have to do is come on over to my house and pick it up.

Okay, okay. You drive a hard bargain. I'll even deliver it for you, free of charge.

It's all packed up and ready to go. I even gave it a bath and clipped it's nails this morning.

C'mon, what do you say?

 

[J'aime]

Now THAT'S funny!! :D

 

[simplekindofgirl]

Kaii- Your offer is quite tempting I must admit. Tell you what- I think we can negotiate.

If you can throw in at least a little bit more, maybe a little dissociation? Oh, and how about some anger issues, got any of that to sweeten the deal?

:p Great post Kaii- just what I need this morning. (((hugs)))

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

Thanks for the much-needed smile :p

 

[bittersweet]

Love this post! You should work in sales. That's a pretty convincing offer lol