Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Panda Bear]

I hate you.....

 

[sedna]

I can tell that you're unhappy with your life.

 

[trying2movefwd]

Could you just hold me and let me cry? *inner child*

 

[sedna]

Since we both know you didn't have someone else to take my appointment space at 9 am today, and you can tell I haven't slept and need more coffee, you really should just let me go to Starbucks and come back next week without charging me, since you'd now have an extra hour to troll facebook without your girlfriend judging you.

 

[NatBird]

The mini skirt, open toe high heels and red toenail polish is making me think Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, The Interrogation scene. Is this this intentional?

 

[NatBird]

will you stop trying to get me to love you

 

[NatBird]

(two diffrent T's by the way)

 

[NatBird]

I often experiencing you as smug, patronising and condescending

*she winces a smile, tilts head sideways, in extra gentle tone says * 'what do you mean?'

Urgggh!

This happened.

This is a bloody good thread! Cheers:)

 

[NatBird]

Shut up. I'm talking. Who the Fck asked you?

 

[Ronin]

@NatBird :hilarious::tup: Love your responses.

To a line of therapists: I stopped talking to you in my head. Not only defense and vindication's been had, but therapy too.

 

[Suzetig]

I have too much in my head. I think I need at least 5 hours this week. With lunch and a nap.

 

[Missycat]

@NatBird :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: your responses - lol