Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Missycat]

T uncrosses legs or shuffles so almost saying time is nearly up.

Inner me: Keep sitting comfy love, im paying 100 quid for these 50 mins and im getting every second.

Which is odd actually cos a lot of the time im almost wanting to run out of her office ! oh and the insurance is paying the bill ! Maybe its the Yorkshire in me ..... we like value for money , every pennies worth !! Lol

 

[Ronin]

To Therapist Buddy: I'll totally pay you, in booze of your choice.

If you do what you're doing right and I don't forget you, or what /is/ your booze of choice, in the meantime.

 

[Panda Bear]

What the hell is your problem?

Stop looking at me!

 

[trying2movefwd]

Do you really care about me or are you just saying it because it's your job?I want the truth!

I quit!

Can you just meet me at my house for therapy sessions, then I don't have to get out of bed.

 

[Ronin]

You don't have to validate my memories.

That's my job. I'm damned good at research & history once I get into it, getting my sources straight, and tossing out the bullshit. Or at least getting reasons behind it right.

You have to not invalidate my personhood and memory /itself/. If you can't tell the difference, and it isn't a subtle one as I thought, then the door is that way.

 

[Recovery4Me]

@Cashew ... I have thought that too

~ Yes, I can paint by numbers an standard healthy narrative, but how do you as a T stop my inner screams within this session?

 

[sedna]

I feel like you need me to validate your career choice.

 

[Ronin]

To ex therapist: (Litany to follow).

I'm sorry for storming out of the session for something like a color of your sweater.

But sadly, with your body type, tone of voice, typical posture, style of communicating and that bloody clothing, I kept reading you as someone else repeatedly.

People I'm phobicly panic-afraid of, and defensive against, nor people resembling them that closely are safe for me to be around.

Ffs, I still keep fearing for your safety with could-have's, years later. This is one more f*cking reason I don't mesh with civvie therapists and women, at f*cking all.

So the other long debate we've had, in which you called me a misogynist for stating boundaries and needing some common ground? Is not f*cking applicable. I was concerned about not hurting anyone innocent and being berated for that concern is actively angering.

 

[Missycat]

Go on, i know you are dying to yawn ( i do a pretend yawn - just to see what happens lol)

 

[sedna]

You look like the kind of guy that irons his underwear.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

The reason your gluteus maximus is so big is because you're sitting all day, unlike some people who actually work for their money :p

 

[corvidae]

yes, your slightly flickering overhead fluorescent light is one of the reasons why i always have a migraine immediately upon entering your office.

also, the fact you've chosen to paint the already brown paneling browner so it more resembles sh*t and matches the overly large furniture that only pro-wrestlers could have shoved through your tiny office door.