Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[EveHarrington]

"No, I won't sign that safety contract"

Is anyone dumb enough to say this? It would be a sure fire way to get involuntarily committed for 72 hours!

It's kind of crazy how many times I've lied about dumb safety contracts!

 

[Deleted member 29920]

@gizmo it was actually a response I would have given two years ago :tup: I'm still on a break ;)

 

[Heather]

If my mother "accidentally" died and I was on trial for it....would you testify on my behalf?

As a side note: I have no plans of doing anything... I'm just really po'd right now

 

[joeylittle]

You're talking too much.

 

[Sideways]

No really, it's fine, I like your office. Psychiatric offices make me feel calm and hopeful.

 

[Ronin]

I know I was supposed to mail you a week ago, but I spaced it out.

While we're at it, I have no idea what I was doing a week ag-- there goes my what to talk to you about :D

 

[Suzetig]

You are never going on holiday again, ever.

 

[Ironlady]

I know my inner child needs comforting but please don't nod your head and say hmmmmm..hmmmm... in your higher register, like I'm in infant... all my others just really.... well.. we kinda cringe at that.

 

[Panda Bear]

Um....I've told my T many times that he talks too much :tup:

I think I can and do say anything at this point.

 

[desiderata310]

"It's ok. I know that you can't actually help me when things get bad."

Oh.. wait. I just did say that to him.

 

[jaccat]

Do you persist with all this upbeat positivity, regarding my ability to get over this, after I leave?

 

[Ironlady]

Yeah I missed last week because of major mentrual issues and cluster headaches.. yes this disrupted progress.. maybe you should go talk to your own therapist about your annoyance and disappointment.