Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Deleted member 19804]

I'm afraid that if I told you about all the other stuff I struggle with, you'll give me more diagnoses and I don't want or need that!

 

[Ironlady]

I wish I had your taste in furnishings.. like really... :giggle:

 

[Keming]

"Go to your safe place."

If I was in a safe place, I wouldn't be hearing your voice.

 

[Maria B.]

My T will pick up her phone to see who's calling, but she does not answer it except rarely. I agree,...

Wow, seems you and I have the same therapist

 

[joeylittle]

I read micro-expressions.

Probably should have disclosed that one sooner...

 

[Ronin]

You were right.

 

[8888]

To my old t who kept saying "and how does that make you feel?"- Sick of seeing you because you sound like a broken record.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Therapist, you're not very therapeutic..

 

[Swemoor]

"Giving a patient an opinion based in personal preferences does not work in therapy, minimizing their problems is bad idea"

 

[Deleted member 29920]

You can't help me, how does that make you feel? It should make you want to change career

 

[MoriMermaid]

"People come, people go. Yeah. That's helpful for someone who has dealt with abandonment which is still triggering, isn't it?"

 

[Ronin]

I don't have a proper mask for dealing with you. My Deadpool mask is coming only in March.

... But that's good news, since I'm gearing up for your line of pathologizing nonsense with humor, once again.

Meaning I'll get through it, no matter how terrified I am of your manipulative invasive bullshit. Oh, and this be a reminder to self I'm not supposed to accept pushing drugs nonsense on me. As demonstrated in the past few months, drugs is the last thing I need anywhere in my life. So pre-emptively: f*ck the hell off.