Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Nighthawk]

I have come to the conclusion that I pay you to manipulate my brain. No more bloody games. Im so tiered of it.

 

[Heather]

Would you testify on my behalf if I "accidentally/deliberately" killed my and my families abuser?

 

[Ronin]

I kept thinking of what you'd ask.

I decided to think of a friend's 'Breathe in, breathe out, let go' and broke the promise I have with myself to not spend time with ghosts instead.

To one specific shrink: ... I'm not supposed to think of mental bad lands. So katana, second katana, and - f*ckit my wrists don't cooperate, let's insert another popcorn story & breathing out. All around I f*cking need to find a way to rewrite pieces of trauma into something cracking me up, but it's not happening, yet.

 

[Deleted member 37474]

Could you please just come to my sessions in your "birthday suit?" It would eliminate my color trigger issues and put us on the same level of vulnerability.

 

[Friday]

I'm not supposed to think of mental bad lands

<nods>. Yep. Some places we just don't go without backup.

Welcome to my head. I suggest we go armed.

@Therapist... Yeah. I don't consider you as backup.

:shifty: Much less adequate backup.

 

[Ronin]

Yep, brings me to, @shrink: Congratz. You & my enemies say literally the same bullshit.

But thank you, some times I remember I got Bloody Lemons To Return.

 

[Ronin]

... Dear shrink, I think I'll do substitute Shrink&Bitches words with Suzie&Friday&Lola.

But I'm really, really supposed to not give up looking for a reasonable one.
Because damnit, that one lady in December 2015. There's got to be more like her. There just has to. Because statistics.

 

[Heather]

Your let's think positive comments are REALLY PISSING ME OFF!

 

[hithere]

You sure you're not the one with "personality disorder?"

 

[Hidden me]

Who do l remind you of? .... woman for the last time you do not remind me of anybody in my life ? Or on planet Earth okay.
How are you feeling today?..... For the 20 million time I don't know I am blank I cannot think.

What would you like to do with the space today?...... I would like to roll around on the floor scream of the top of my lungs like a f**king maniac going insane out of my head
I'm here because I got issues comprende.

Is this your real or true self?... I am not going to answer you woman do I look say to you because you are getting on my last nerves which part of me don't look like my real self.

I did ask her in one session is there anything she would like to talk to be about today and she look at me and said where my concern about her feelings..... and I was like sorry I'm just taking the piss and she was like why would you do that
Lmao this topic made my day

I have not laughed so hard in a long time! Some of these are just HILARIOUS! Thanks so much for shari...

Yes mine asked me the same and I want to say to her where the f*** did you see me go did you see me walk out and come back
No I can't take anymore I'm laughing so hard my lungs are hurting

 

[DharmaGirl]

Therapist (handing me a bunch of Naproxen samples) Let this be our secret.
Me - (I wish I said) That's what my abusers said.

Therapist - You don't have enough money for your meds? Come on, I'll get them for you.
Me - stuttering NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNo TTThank You. I would have liked to say - aren't you teaching me boundaries here?

 

[8888]

Her- "How does that make you feel?"
What I'll never say- Like kicking you.