Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Ronin]

Snort. I'm stealing that one, @Cyberluddite.

 

[Deleted member 12723]

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Suzetig]

Are you really sure you don't do telepathy?

 

[Candleflames]

Stop being so f*cking smart and correct! It's really pissing me off.

 

[Justmehere]

Did I mention I hate therapy?

 

[Justmehere]

Therapist,

Do you even understand that trauma therapy is like psychological chemo? Just sayin'....

SLOW IT DOWN before you do all of me in, not just the effects of the trauma.

(Oh wait... I did say that out loud.)

 

[DharmaGirl]

Oops, I forgot to go! My close relative fell and broke his hip, so I am helping and I forgot to call.

 

[MyWillow]

Thank you for letting me deflect and avoid yesterday like I did when I first started therapy a year ago. I really needed that. And also for toning down my B&W thinking without going as far as naming it. And for making the effort to time my next appointment after my Mum’s visit. Because I’m sure as hell going to need to debrief.

 

[Ronin]

To therapist buddy: ... I'm sure you DO telepathy. As that bit is close to what I needed. Wonders of how much can people realistically say, talking about weather.

 

[Deleted member 41765]

If you say that ONE more time...

 

[Ronin]

Guys you're so much my motivation for thinking of going back to school.

Because all of those responses are both hilarious, and like, damnit, we all already know what we -don't- want in therapy, now time to learn do it right. Thanks for sharing.

 

[watundah]

while what you said in the beginning made no sense, it makes sense now. can i get a do over?