Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Let It Be]

To my former therapist whom I will never ever see again for counseling:

I hope one day that I will be able to let go of the image that I remember about you and that is your constant yawning while I talked at every session.

Why did I allow that, why didn't I just stop talking while you were yawning and allow you take a nap? Oh, someone with ptsd is so boring to listen to, okay I get it!

 

[Ronin]

Headdesk. After. Headdesk. :banghead:

Therapist buddy: Thanks for f*cking stabilizing me and not asking stupid questions. Instead having lines that doctor up shit wrong in /all/ of those lives. Ah-right. Don't have to f*cking triage it, hav'ta sit & listen to you. I can sit&listen.

 

[Deleted member 37085]

Thanks so much for not calling me back (seriously and no sarcasm here after I called you this time instead of you cancelling I cancelled our appt.at the 11th hour) being this a.m. the very actual morning of my appointment with you (as you've done to me these past two weeks) and on your voice mail I informed you this a.m. that I will not be seeing you until after the hollow and helli days. Oh I believe that your back is out...what I actually have issue with is your cancelling two appts. back-to-back week to week and not even a problem with that. My issue is that you waited until the hour just prior to my coming in the first appt. and cancelled my appt. to your office - you ninny and I was in your freaking parking lot getting ready to come in! The second time you cancelled the morning of! WT? What happened to the expected by you and other T's 24 hour cancellation notice that we clients must follow to prevent being charged for the appt? Huh? Two weeks in a row you did this in the freaking 11th hour.

For I'm doing well on this a.d.d. medication script as of this week (although the side effects for the first hour or so are a bit uncomfortable). And frankly I do not want to see you and deal with your drama until after January 1, 2018. You need to learn not to cancel appointments when your client is sitting in your parking lot (I don't care if your back is out and your on the floor of your office). Geez. Call in advance please! Really.

And like I said in my message that I left on your voice mail this a.m. (in regards to our today's scheduled 3:00 p.m. appointment that I postponed in the 11th hour just like you did x 2 weeks in a row) see you next year! Holla!

Oh and one more thing I am rethinking (haven't made a decision yet) our working relationship as to whether or not I need to terminate and find another psychologist...just thinking out loud here. Hmmm

Addendum: I have now postponed actually a better word for it is - suspended all of my upcoming therapy appointments for I need a break and a drink! I don't drink but this T would drive one to it! So I will take the much needed break from him and take up further seeing him after January 1st. See you in the new year buddy...or not...I shall see where I stand...not where you stand in the new year. Thanks for the exhaustive email you sent after I cancelled until January/2018. So sorry I upset you...now it seems the shoe is on the other foot. I do not take kindly to being mishandled and disrespected buddy!

 

[SinkorSwim]

Don't make me feel guilty for emailing you yesterday. I had no idea you had a funeral. Yes I actually did the homework and yes I did forget my purse at home. I have a really hard time explaining things so it may have sounded like I really didn't do the homework but I did. Also I did not appreciate you writing the word Abuse on the whiteboard for me to cringe at all session.

 

[Anrish]

Did you really suggest that I shall drink to become more relaxed around people?! Do you want to turn me into an alcoholic so I'll have to change the therapist?!

 

[Deleted member 37085]

Thank you so very much for your toxic email defending yourself! WT? Grow up! And I'll see you next year! Hoot!

 

[DharmaGirl]

To my old therapist - I don't care how often you don't have sex with your wife. I don't even want to think about it.

 

[Post]

my therapist says so many.

T: How's your week been?
Me: if it was good I wouldn't be here.

T: I do this because I care. I care about people.
Me: I think this,but don't say it. Yea really. You only care about me paying you. If you really cared you would only see me and more then once a week. If you really cared you would not start the session 10 minutes late every week.

 

[Post]

another thing.

I actually said this to therapist once. When I'm frustrated and tell you all the thing that frustrate me about my wife you tell me: you need to stop texting your wife. When I tell you I decided to do what ever it takes to save this marriage you tell me: text her, tell her you want to see her more then once a week and what your needs are. Therapist did not respond.
I did not say this, but I was thinking: I tell you this so you honestly can tell me your professional opinion if I should stay in this marriage and give advice. Don't give advice based on what I want to hear.

 

[trying2movefwd]

Actually after TONS of therapist whom I have had these "what I want to say but can't experiences"...I think I've discovered one I actually feel comfortable saying anything I need to ...my psychiatrist on the other hand? :tdown:

 

[Kopykat]

“Maybe you should check in with your therapist sooner rather than later”

 

[Deleted member 37474]

I don’t understand the car you drive. It doesn’t look like what I would imagine you driving. I am also very curious about the giant poinsettias you had in it last week. Also, it seems to me that the colder the weather gets the more adorable your fashion gets. I used to compare our toe nail polish, but now it’s boots. But we did both wear our boots when we could. I really admire you.

Also... mostly, you make me feel really safe. Sometimes I imagine that you are with me at times that I am scared or flash back. Thank You for being safe.