Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Deleted member 10686]

I'd never tell my therapist that I love him :S

 

[BloomInWinter]

T. - "...and you know how to confront that fear. Go [Insert terrifying - to me - 'normal' behavior (to most people) challenge] at the [place of avoidance] and sit, do your relaxation exercises, stay until you are completely relaxed.

M. - "You'd make an awesome vacation planner for 'getaways of the damned'..."

Actually...I just MIGHT say that!

 

[shadowchaser]

T: So I see your shaking a bit more than normal. Anything you want to tell me about that?

M: Yeah I've taken up a new job at the tavern... Margarita mixer.

 

[shadowchaser]

T: How has your appetite been since our last session?

M: Fine, Just fine. Had a major flip out and hid the bodies by handing out venison to the other tenants in my building.

"If anyone else watches those shows on serial killers you will understand this joke."

 

[NarcSis]

T: (Sitting silently staring at me with this almost sad pitying look on her face)

M: (sitting on a couch!) What!!!?? You watched too much TV growing up, act like a REAL person!!!!! Where's the camera, this is a joke right?

 

[Srain]

tdoc: .(Smile)................blink ....blink .....blink...............

me: I'm done.

tdoc: Is there something you would like to talk about?

me: Yeah, I'm done...blink...blink...blink..

tdoc: ...blink...blink...blink...

me: ...blink...blink...blink....

tdoc:...blinb.blink.blink

me: ...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[goingonhope]

Me: Oh, that's right. I owe you my copay.

Me: Sorry, I can't afford to pay it anymore, I'm just too :dead: broke.

 

[NarcSis]

T: (asks question)
Me: Oh My God!!!! You can TALK!!!!

T: "that's not what we're supposed to be working on in these sessions but I'll help you some with that."

Me: Ummm, thanks for being so "giving"? I didn't know we could actually just ignore the complicating factors....should they not be addressed so we don't derail your "assigned goal" with me? Thanks for making me feel like an inhuman file number. Appreciate that being reinforced....you're just like everyone else dealing with this "file"!

 

[Red Feather]

I find this quite suitable. Happens all the time...:bag:

 

[shadowchaser]

T: You know I'm here for you any time you may need it

M: oh you mean like the time you sent me home because I didn't have the $3 co pay on me?

 

[DharmaGirl]

I didn't have the $3 co pay

You are kidding!!?! I told my T I was broke and he said don't pay me, pay your other bills. I'm beginning to think I'm justified in thinking he is awesome. I actually told him he was.[DOUBLEPOST=1349633166][/DOUBLEPOST]

.(Smile)................blink ....blink .....blink...............

When my T does that I tell him he's wearing his therapy face again.

 

[shadowchaser]

Wish I was kidding but that is what happened. We don't have nice therapists in my area.