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[LoveWins]

Amethist I liked that one:rofl::occasion:

 

[her_indoors43]

come on push chiccy babe.....

giving birth to my 3rd beautiful daughter

....i was pushing out my bubs..fulll blown labour on.....full moon.....radio playing gentley in the background...in the labour ward.....here we go....:rolleyes:

BREATHE hubby says come on babe push babe comeon push.....:thumbs-up
next breathe nurse is going...come on mum push mum come on push...:thumbs-up
next breathe the MAN ON THE RADIO goes come on chiccybabe push come on push chiccybabe push........:eek:..WTF............

Hubby and nurse and i all going >>>>>>>:rofl:i couldnt belive my ears the man on the radio telling me to push my baby out as well......omg it was amoment which didnt stop as labour doesnt till bubs born....lol..

Now few aussie's on here may have heard this ad back in 1988 for eggbert eggs......may rember depends what states towns they played ad in anyway....

The ad went something along the lines of ..'here at our farm we like to look after our chickens...and blah blah blah..so when the part of the ad gets to the hens laying eggs,... the commentater on the ad is saying to the hens as they lay eggs...push chiccybabe push come on push chiccybabe push....and thats the ad that played as my daughter was being born....
funny enough our neighbour who's birthday it was as well as mine ....born on our birthdays ....use to see her of a early morning and call her a little chook....and that has become her nickname as well.....

so thats my funny little yarn.....sorry for typo's mina im tired im off to bed nite peoples.....

 

[amethist]

My DH and i were always mucking about before this hit, you know the quick fire smart answers that catch you off guard.

This one was when we were walking through the meat market in our local town.

We were on our way back to catch a bus home, when i put my hand in the back pocket of his jeans, something i always did as we walked along. But for some reason this time he stepped away and said,

"Hey don't touch what you can't afford"

Wrong thing to say as we had been messing about for the last couple of hours trying to out do each other, My reply being,

"You got change for a quid"

The butcher stood in his door way fell about laughing as i walked away leaving my DH stood there gob smacked.

He never learns i usually get the last one in. :thumbs-up

There are loads more but one at a time is enough.

Amethist