1. You refer to your dependant as 'that crazy old bastard.'
2. You gave your dependant a strait jacket for Christmas last year.
3. You financed your last vacation by auctioning off your dependants' war service medals on eBay.
4. You fondly recall the days when psychiatric hospitals were known as Asylums for Lunatics and Idiots.
5. You persistently prepare hot Indian curries and spicy Mexican food, knowing full well that your dependant suffers with acute irritable bowel syndrome.
6. You own a cattle prod, and you're not afraid to use it.
7. You keep your hypervigilant dependant 'on their toes' by regularly jumping out of closets and surprising them.
8. As a 'practical joke', you substitute your dependant's sleeping tablets for amphetamines.
9. On really cold nights, you allow your dependant to sleep indoors.
10. You consider Nurse Ratchet, the misunderstood, but well-meaning heroine of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
2. You gave your dependant a strait jacket for Christmas last year.
3. You financed your last vacation by auctioning off your dependants' war service medals on eBay.
4. You fondly recall the days when psychiatric hospitals were known as Asylums for Lunatics and Idiots.
5. You persistently prepare hot Indian curries and spicy Mexican food, knowing full well that your dependant suffers with acute irritable bowel syndrome.
6. You own a cattle prod, and you're not afraid to use it.
7. You keep your hypervigilant dependant 'on their toes' by regularly jumping out of closets and surprising them.
8. As a 'practical joke', you substitute your dependant's sleeping tablets for amphetamines.
9. On really cold nights, you allow your dependant to sleep indoors.
10. You consider Nurse Ratchet, the misunderstood, but well-meaning heroine of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
