The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[cherryblossom]

Wish granted pebbles. Unfortunately the net is big enough to catch an elephant and it won't actually fit through the front door. So your elephant fish continue to cause havoc indoors.

I wish that someone would come along, who could permanently remove the weeds from my garden.

 

[NIKI]

Wish granted Cherryblossom, There is a new product on the market that kills weeds permanently from your garden....only thing is that it killed all your flowers permanently aslo so now you have nothing left in your garden but dirt.

I wish I had a pool.

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Wish granted NIKI...

*takes your hand and spits in it*

you now have a pool.. right there, in the palm of your hands :)

I wish I were a superhero..(please go easy on me)

 

[cherryblossom]

Hey - I'm happy! I don't have any flowers in the garden, just lots of gravel with weeds in.......
Hang on the weeds have gone........ yeah I'm happy with that. I didn't have any flowers to begin with, and now I have no weeds ....
...... the wish game works for me!!!!

 

[pebbels]

Wish granted superjen, A SUPERHERO you are!!

You know that poor little worm who wiggled it's way out of the garden onto your concrete pathway and SHOCK HORROR!!!!!!!!! just as you were going to place your big foot on it you saw it, well you picked it up gently
and placed it back in your garden, what a HERO!!.................. unfortunately for you, your heroism didn't last long as a big blackbird swooped down, shat on your head and then proceeded to eat the worm :(


I wish George Michael would do a concert here in NewZealand.

 

[a3a2]

Poof. Wish granted Superjen. Your superpowers allow you to transform into any reptile you wish. You can climb wals like a gecko, smell with your tongue, and armour yourself like a tourtoise. You've also become very good at catching and eating small insects and rodents.

I wish someone could tell me where all my kids missing library books went BEFORE I pay the fine.

 

[cherryblossom]

The library books are in the laundry... or did I mean kitchen..... bathroom ....... bedroom? Hell, I can't remember just pay the fine.

...... hang on, I got it. They are in the garden, covered in rain and mud. Just pay the fine!! Ok, the wish fairy couldn't find the books either, but I did make it so the fine is only 1 cent. Does that help?

I wish my boiler would mend itself, so I don't have to get a 'man' in to fix it. (Strange men in my house scares the crap out of me!)

 

[pebbels]

OK!!!!!!! back the truck up a3a2 and cherryblossom :poke:who? is going to grant me MY wish before i pack a tanty and throw my toys out of my pram :rofl:

 

[cherryblossom]

Ooops! Calm down pebbels!! Your wish is granted - someone by the name of George Micheal does a back street gig somewhere in New Zealand. You spend all your money to go cross country to see the gig, only to find out that George, is in fact a drag act (Georgina). Whilst you have fun, his/her imitation is not the same as the real George Michael. You are now very poor and on the wrong side of the country to 'home'.

My wish stays the same.

 

[Jestadud]

I'm sure you'll get George Michael coming to New Zealand Pebble's.
But you've just "Gotta have faith-a-faith-a-faith "

Wish granted cb, your boiler fixes itself.

Unfortunately now that it has awareness about itself and it's surroundings it also improves itself, picking up on your fear of men in the house it arms itself ready to "Terminate" mankind. Oh dear I've got a feeling this isn't going to end well !!!

I wish I could stop snacking in the evening's.

 

[pebbels]

You two are so funny, loveeeeeeeeeeeee your sense of humour Jestadud.

Everyone on here at the mo(hope we get more peeps ) I just want to say again........... I am having a blast doing this thread, everyones sense of humour is wonderful and the replies are hilarious!!

 

[pebbels]

Jestadud, your wish is granted, no more snacking at night for you :smile: BECAUSE you don't have anything to snack on :rofl:

NOoooooooooooooooo!! Jestadud PUT the cat down, now step away from the cat!

(whew, that was a close call) :rofl:


I wish i had the courage to do a parachute jump.