The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[pebbels]

Your wish is granted Lauren, A new firm called "The Wish List" have created a rich beautiful chocolate that says on the front of the wrapper, This choclate will not make you FAt :thumbs-up You are so overjoyed with this yummy non fattening chocolate you stuff your self silly with one after the other :smile:

Unfortunately for you Lauren you failed to read the back of the wrapper :eek: which says "The wish list with a twist" and it also says, "too fat to come to the store no worries we will come to you" :rofl:

I wish i could play the flute.

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Wish granted pebbels,

You can now play the flute. Through your left nostril. You've just won 'New Zealand's Got Talent' and your debut single is entitled 'Who Nose?'

I wish I were your manager so I could take 20% of sales

hehe

 

[NIKI]

Wish granted superjen, You are the manager of my new store. Not one person has come in to shop. We have a going out of business sale and still no one comes in to buy anything. We're out business now. BUT now you have to help payoff 20% of the loan we took out to open the store...your name was on the loan too!

I wish I had a bigger house.

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Ohhh, please don't tell me I have to get out on the corner now and 'show a bit of leg' to get em in...

*stands on the corner in a chicken suit passing out flyers* ..... 'check out my thighs.... wings..... breasts' ....

Ok, we've now got ourselves out of the red and into the black.. we've got a name all over town for thinking outside the box... and you now have a mansion...




I wish I had a lunch break :)

 

[NIKI]

Wish granted....It's lunch time! You go to the breakroom to get the great lunch you brought from home. Left over prime rib from last nights restraunt. It's in a container with your name on it in the frig....you can't find it any where and someone tells you they saw John eating it. Now you have no lunch and your container has been stolen and your starving!

I wish I had a pool table!

 

[pebbels]

Poof............. you have a pool table NIKI.................. with NO balls or cue sticks!! LOL

I wish i lived on a farm!

 

[ISupportHer]

OK Pebbles, your wish has come true. You now live on a farm. And when I say on, I really mean ON. Your butt is sitting on an ANT farm, and I think they are getting out. You are wiggling around like a toddler that has to pee. :rofl: Bet you wish you had asked for insect repellant too!



I wish I could eat as much ice cream as I want without worrying about the calories!
(or have I wished for that already?) :rofl: I've posted so many wishes here I can't remember.

Soooooooooo, forget about the ice cream, I wish I could remember what I wrote before.


ISH

 

[AdamAnt]

Wish granted ISH! You can remember what you wrote before, which makes you want that ice cream all the more!

I'm wishin Pebbles would get off my house!

 

[a3a2]

Wish granted, AdamAnt. Pebbles has been replaced by used coffee grounds....a very effective repellANT. Pack your bags....you have to move.

I wish my squirrelly little kitten could stay a kitten.

 

[pebbels]

a3a2 your wish is granted, your kitten stays a kitten forever and ever, BUT it still matures mentally and gets into many a scrap with the local cats and you are forever taking kitty to the vets to be patched up!


I wish i owned a elephant

 

[amethist]

Wish granted pebbles, hope you have got a tropical fish tank set up though.

Why?, well because you have just become the proud owner of an a pair of breeding Elephant Nosed fish, yep you read it right. Be sure to always replace the lid tightly, as they have a habit of flipping themselves out of the water.

I wish these reports were finished and sent off.

Amethist

 

[pebbels]

Poof amethist, just like that your wish is granted, reports are finished and sent off, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!! YOU forgot to say where to soooooooooooooooooooo if you step outside your door you will see them transfixed in mid air and you can't reach them, they are gently swaying in the breeze now teasing you, urging you to do what you can to get them, just as you have finished phoning the fire brigade to come to your aid a great gust of wind comes along and takes them higher and higher into the sky and now you can't see them at all!

I wish i had a net to catch my elephant fish with (yep i'm bad, forgot to ensure the lid was tightly on) Duh!! LOL