The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[deer_in_headlights]

Wish granted!

If you can get my huge bottle of Vicodin open, everyone is welcome to one!
(Muttering,...they send someone home with a fractured wrist, with a bottle of vicodin secured by a child-proof cap impossible to open one-handed.... O_o .)

I wish none of us experienced enough trauma to give us PTSD.

 

[Brontie]

Wish granted! But too late.......!!

I wish I could wave a majic wand and make this world the kind of place we all wanted to live in, full of peace and harmony for all.

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted, it is now the kind of place that everyone wanted with both peace and harmony between all people.

However it was a total surprise just how many in the world wanted to see a real dinosaur and with the return of these creatures man has no time for petty squabbles any more. In this new world those with Ptsd are highly regarded for their high level vigilance and survival ability's which all now aspire to attain.

I wish I could see a real dinosaur (from a safe distance)

 

[deer_in_headlights]

Side note: Wow! Jesta, as always, I love your creativity and sense of humor!

 

[ISupportHer]

OK Justa, you can see a dinosaur. But that means YOU are extinct too. Was nice knowing you.


I wish for a time machine to bring Justa back. No, let me adjust that. I want him to come back tomorrow first, get the lotto numbers and THEN come back to today. Has to share the numbers with me though!

ISH

 

[cherryblossom]

Your wish is granted ISH. Jesta comes back - shares the lotto numbers with you, but ...... sadly something went wrong with the time machine.... you also go forward a day, and by the time jesta tells you the numbers, it's too late for you to buy a ticket, because the numbers have already been drawn!! Bummer!!

I wish for repairs to the time machine, so I can go back to being 19 and completely 'avoid' this PTSD crap!!

 

[Grace11]

Wish granted.....unfortunately, it means you have to be 19 again.

I wish that I could remember feeling carefree instead of being jealous of old pictures - of myself.

 

[Jestadud]

Your wish provider reads this as you wish to feel as happy as a pig in s/*t, so you are now a little pig!

So carefree are you enjoying the sunshine and mud, that unlike your friends who are spending time building homes out of sticks and bricks you think you can get away with building yours out of straw and because it's straw you are unable to put a nail in to hang any pictures.

What a great life , what could be better and what's that coming over the hill?

I wish I could remember these rhymes with having to look them up!

 

[amethist]

Wish granted Jesta.

You can now remember every rhyme you ever heard.

Unfortunately, you now only speak in rhyme. Fun for all the kids you meet, but the adults are beginning to wonder if you were the one who "Pick the peck of pickled pepper" and if it was you who went up the hill with Jill.

I wish the guy who caused hubby's accident would feel some kind of guilt at what he did. Maybe asking a bit much, but we can all dream.

 

[ISupportHer]

OK, the person who caused the accident is so guilty that he has developed PTSD. No wait, I take that back. I would not wish PTSD on my worst enemy.

So we will go with a severe case of remorse.

I wish Justa would stop talking in rhyme. Or is that RAP? Perhaps he will become the next big rap star?
Imagine this with the sound of record scratching.

Little Bo Peep (ch, ch, ch, ch)
Has lost her sheep (ch, ch, ch)
and doesn't know where to FIND them (ch, ch, ch)
(Then Justa puts his hat on backwards and crosses his arms)

ISH

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted, though slightly slanted.

The driver who caused your hubby to crash
Is now walking round feeling like trash.

Because that his actions have caused such pain
We truly hope he won't do it again.

Now when he draws up at any red lights
He'll never forget as he's surrounded by bikes.

I wish I had a new bike, one smart enough that my wife could like.

( Oh nice timing ISH:( but I'm leaving mine here as well:p )

 

[The Albatross]

Uh... wish granted.

You are now the owner of a beautiful mountain bike, but your wife has has lost 75 points of her IQ.

(Is that how it works?)

I wish I play a musical instrument (the indian flute and didgeridoo).