The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[Zef]

Granted. You make it safely to the graduation, but find all of your nephew's friends to be quite annoying.

I wish salt wouldn't hurt when it is rubbed into a wound. :)

 

[Hashi]

Wish granted, but everyone is missing that turn of phrase and don't know how to express themselves now. So they're all hitting each other with frying pans instead.

I wish I spent two days at work each week, and had a five day weekend.

 

[ISupportHer]

OK, you work Monday and Friday. ALL day and night for each. That's 48 hours but unfortunately you were better off with a 5 day, 40 hour work week.

I wish that I had the opportunity to rescind any of my wishes that don't work out as expected. :rolleyes:

 

[intothelight]

W..Ish granted! Your previous wishes that didn't work out as you expected have been rescinded, but you still don't get to determine the outcome, as they are now controlled by a bunch of people that have PTSD!:eek:

I wish I owned my own tropical island.

 

[KP the nut]

Wish granted. You own a tropical island, unfortunately it is inhabited by cannibals with PTSD.

I wish my thyroid function was normal.

 

[Whitneys story]

KP your wish is granted it is now reversed!:cool:

But you might have to travel to a natural herbalist for beef thymus and eat it. :(

I wish I had a mini airplane.

 

[Hashi]

Wish granted. But you don't have a microscope to see it, so you'll have to take my word for it.

I wish coffee was good for you, and you were recommended to drink lots.

 

[p-no]

Wish granted. Coffee IS good for you and you ARE recommended to drink lots. Unfortunately, it's sold out all over the world!

I wish I owned an island in Italy and could live on it.

 

[ISupportHer]

You have a choice of islands in Italy:

Tremiti: An island where gays were banished in the 1930's in an attempt by Mussolini's Fascists in an attempt to suppress homosexuality.

Gorgona: A prison island where the prisoners have a vineyard and make wine!

Asinara: Used to be a top Mafia prison. Now reportedly inhabited by a specific species of donkey. The article I read described them as physically and psychologically depressed because of the male-female imbalance. Too Many males.

Spooooooo, combine all 3. Give the donkeys the wine and then they won't care and will gaze lovingly towards the other males.

:eek:

I wish I was not so twisted.

 

[p-no]

I think your wish hasn't been granted so far because no one wants you to be any different!!! This is what could be happening:

Wish granted. You are now not so twisted. Unfortunately, loads of fun is removed from the forums: The Therapy Ball Thread will not have been viewed in 259.5 years, because you have thrown Mighty Orb out. :eek: People will not be running around with Christmas lights around their necks devouring peanut butter cups. :tdown: Wishes will not be granted anymore and Gorgona will remain a myth, at best! :cry: Life online would be dull, well, at least duller. :bored:

I wish ISH stayed exactly who he was. :D

 

[Red Feather]

Wish granted, he does! :D Haha, just kidding.

Okay, I might have wished this before... I wish that teleportation was possible.

And I wish I could tell myself what to do, and I would actually do it. :(

 

[ms spock]

Wish granted.

I wish I could accept what is.

Nadia there is a very good explanation of motivation by Anthony in the Ask Anthony in The Albatrosses thread.