The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[amethist]

The slugs have stopped eating your plants Hashi, as the birds have eaten them all.

Trouble is now to re pay them you have to feed the birds 3 times a day.

I wish for my roses to last while I am away next week and the house be full of the scent of them when we get back.

 

[digger]

Your roses do last, but the scent attracts some confused bees who think summer has come as early and decided to set up camp in your house, so you come back to a nest of them too.

I wish my sinuses were not blocked. Again.

 

[Deleted member 19804]

Wish granted. Your sinuses are no longer blocked, but your nostrils have become twice their size!

I wish my dishes would clean themselves

 

[Red Feather]

Yes, your wish is granted, but after the dishes clean themselves, they decide to escape their servitude and fly to the Bahamas.

I wish I could apply for a new brain.

 

[Miss_Understood]

Granted but it's the brain of a parakeet.

I wish I had a new set of turntables.

 

[Red Feather]

Granted but it's the brain of a parakeet.

LOL! Maybe an improvement...?

Wish granted. Yes, your wish-giver takes you literally and you arrive home to find a few coffee tables that turn around on the spot continously.

I wish I had no allergies.

 

[Miss_Understood]

Granted but now you also have no taste buds.

I wish I didn't have to sleep ever.

 

[amethist]

Wish granted you no longer have to sleep, but unfortunately you now walk round with matchsticks holding your eyes open 24/7.

I wish my husband was good at decorating the house. :whistling:

 

[Spiderallis]

Sure thing amethist- the Mister is now such a talented interior decorator that he's busy all the time flying off to palaces and mansions to decorate for others.

I wish my dog would stop farting.

 

[ISupportHer]

Wish granted. Put a cork in the dog's butt! But now the dog burps all the time. And hey, is the dog getting bigger?

My wish is to not be around when the dog explodes.

 

[MissKB]

Wish granted but the explosion took out your cable/internet!

I wish I could buy a NEW car.

 

[Red Feather]

Wish granted, you can buy a new car, but only if you sell your... ?

I wish I could disappear.