The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[gdf]

So pebbels, about this mutant super race, is that one eye on each arm for a total of six or two eyes on each head or...ohhhh, shoooooe laces... (Insert sound of Gina getting smacked over the head with an umbrella as she dives for the neatly tied set of shoe laces)

Wish granted pebbels but now you own a tank and have to drive it everywhere and it gets like two miles per gallon and the police keep ticketing you for leaving tank tracks all over town and you get a bill for tearing up the pavement in the supermarket parking lot. Although having that big ole gun on top comes in handy when carjackers show up and try to swipe your "ride."

 

[pebbels]

lmao!!!!! sorry couldn't help myself :)

Gina are you that distracted looking for shoelaces to untie that you forgot to put in your wish???

 

[gdf]

My what? Ooooo, shoe laces. Pretty, pretty shoe laces! SMACK! Ouch! Dang that was a big briefcase!

Oh, wish? Yesssss....Dang, I wish I'd remembered to make my wish!

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted gdf, you did make your wish and the Wish Granter General himself turned up in person to grant it.

Unfortunately as he left there was a terrible accident and he died which means all the wishes he'd granted disappeared with him. It's unclear at the moment exactly how he died and there will be a full investigation, but rumour has it that he tripped on his laces and went under a truck.

I wish someone would lay the shed base for me.

 

[ISupportHer]

POOF, Wish granted. But, again, the wish genie is cutting back due to the economy so the base was contracted out to someone who did a shoddy job. It is nowhere near level. It's like having half a shed since everything rolls to one side.

I wish I had a pizza, no anchovies.

ISH

 

[Marlene]

Granted. Now the anchovie people that live in the sea are so enthralled with you and your choice that they've made you their honorary anchovie king. They present you with a banquet of pizza with their favorite food...krill. If you don't eat it you will anger them and they will eat you one small anchovie bite at a time. Enjoy your pizza.

I wish the people of the world would quit pissing me off so much!!!!

 

[amethist]

Wish granted Marlene. Everyone is being so nice and sweet to you, to the point of being sickly sweet. You start to wish that somebody would piss you off again just for a change.

I wish the weather would make it's mind up tonight. Earlier we had bright sunshine at the back and heavy rain at the front of our house.

 

[Coast]

You wish comes true... If only you'd realised snow was on it's way you'd have brought the shovel in from the shed, too late now- it's 7 feet deep against the back door now!

I wish I'd not eaten such a massive dinner, I feel throughly fat now!

 

[pebbels]

Wish granted, you are beautiful and SLIM :thumbs-up but you look around in horror at the big clean up ahead of you now after your'e massive hips,thighs,tummy and bum have knocked every bit of furniture over and bumped things off the shelves :rofl:
So i can't tempt you with a piece of chocolate cake then :smile:

I wish i had my own fun park.

 

[a3a2]

Wish granted, gdf. An unfortunate squirrelmesses with the electrical box just outside of your place of employment, rendering the place "down" for the day. You spend the day sucking and slurping. You spend the evening upchucking because the milkshake was the size of an oil drum. Fortunately, you can notw legitamately call in sick.

 

[a3a2]

Oops, forgot my wish....I wish someone would offer me my dream job (educating children about wildlife at a sanctuary/learning center), instead of me having to apply and interview for it.

 

[a3a2]

Oops, somehow I messed this up, but am too tired to care. SOme other genie will have to give you a fun park.