The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[ISupportHer]

OK, the eating of beans has been outlawed and so the winds are no longer an issue for any of you. And hey, things smell better too!!!!!!

I wish I was not so sore after running around playing with the grandkids yesterday.

 

[pebbels]

ISH your wish is granted! When the grandchildren come to visit and run you ragged, you are not SORE!!:thumbs-up :thumbs-up :thumbs-up


Unfortunately though you are after all a GRANdad and your not getting any younger soooooooooo rather than being sore you just get a lot s......l......o......w......e....r in all your activities with the grandchildren. Oh, i failed to mention you have a walking stick as well, so your not much fun chasing them around the house as they tend to pass you a zillion times before you even get to them :rofl:

I wish i my house was warm 24/7

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted, your house is now warm 24 / 7

Unfortunately this is due to the newly discovered sulphur spring underneath which makes your house unsellable and making it impossible for you to face a fried egg in the morning.
Fortunately you become known by the nickname Sweaty Betty and you no longer have to queue for anything as as soon as you appear everyone else runs for fresh air!

I wish I wasn't here.

 

[ISupportHer]

Of course you are not here! You are THERE! However I AM here and I can, with absolute certainty, say you are not here with me. If so, I'd be shaking your hand, saying hi and asking to borrow $20.


I wish I had $20.

ISH

 

[goingonhope]

Wish granted! You now have $20.

My apoligies though that you didn't look closer at each $10. bill any sooner as you are now in big trouble with the law.

You're being accused of producing hundred's, even thousands of these $10. dollar counterfeit bills in addition to the two you now have on hand. They want you ISupportHer to fess up and produce all the others, or you my friend are in deep ka' ka' with them.

Worst yet, these two crooked lawmen are working in collusion together and intend to keep all the counterfeit bills (due to there good quality) that they're insisting that you cough up, ...and Now!


I wish I was a non-smoker.

 

[AdamAnt]

*POOOOF* goingonhope! you are a non-smoker!

the problem is that just like many things in this world that start out with a spark and then begin smoking, you burst into flames and luckily have good friends by you who roll you in a rug immediately keeping you from real harm.

I wish I would make a million dollars selling bumper stickers that proclaim "It Takes a Village to Raise an IDIOT."

 

[ISupportHer]

OK, You got it!

As Goingonhope mentioned 2 posts ago, I am a self made millionaire. Emphasis on MADE!

Whew, now the police and IRS, who were wanting me to turn over the money, won't bother ME since I gave it all to YOU.


I'm back to wishing I had $20. For real this time! I just gave what I had to AdamAnt!

ISH

 

[a3a2]

Poof! $20, all in pennies. You pull a muscle taking it to the bank.

I wish my youngest, nearly six, would let me sleep through the night instead of bombarding me with important information such as "somebody didn't flush the toilet" at 3 a.m.

 

[AdamAnt]

*Pooof*...your youngest has decided to let you sleep. Problem is, someone didn't flush the toilet because it was clogged, and youngest decides to do it him/her/self instead of waking you up. After watching the mess spill and run into the hall, youngest decides again not to wake you and just let you find it..soaking into the carpet on the stairs...in the morning!

I wish I had a Genie in a bottle....

 

[amethist]

Wish granted you now have your very own Genie in a bottle.

BUT LOL, you knew that was coming didn't you. :smile:

You dare not open the bottle, no matter how tempted you are. Why, because of the looks he gives you every time you walk past , as YOU were the one who put him there in the first place. The reason being he nicked your "Soap On A Rope", and you don't ever want it back. :rofl:

I wish my husband was able to have a day out with me, as I did with my daughter on Saturday.

 

[pebbels]

Wish granted amethist :smile: You and your hubby are having a pleasant outing together, just like you did with your daughter...........:smile:

:doh:Unfortunately for you all your hubby does is moan and groan about this and that the whole time your out that you now wish you had left him at home!! :rofl:


ps(I do hope your wish comes true amethist :)


I wish i was travelling on The Orient Express train NOW!!!

 

[PerfectEmpire]

Wish granted. You are now travelling on The Orient Express train but your outfit is terrible and you left your identification at home.

I wish I could break the current world record for hula hooping (90 hours).