The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[digger]

Your dog is now ultra obedient. Unfortunately you didn't specify who it should obey so it's now taking orders from your neighbour's cat.

I wish there was chocolate without me having to walk a mile and a half to the shop and back for it.

 

[ms spock]

Wish Granted You now have a chocolate tree in your front garden @digger.

I wish I could get Papa Bear to drink a reasonable amount of fluid so he won't get dehydrated.

 

[MissKB]

Wish granted, but now Papa Bear is in the bathroom all the time peeing.

I wish my computer worked faster.

 

[ms spock]

Wish granted! You now have more RAM, ROM HD Space and motherboard processing space than anyone you know on planet earth.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

 

[adriftatsea]

Wish granted! But now you're so productive you unfortunately have no time to sleep or time for fun.

I wish my cat would stop walking on my face at night.

 

[JustBe]

Wish granted but now instead of walking on your face, your cat is jumping on your kidneys all night and you have to get up and pee.

I wish I had more energy.

 

[ms spock]

Wish Granted you have so much energy you are now an energiser bunny and you are teaching the world to dance. Peace will break out any moment.

I wish I could be more present in this now. I wish my heart was filled with love and care as well as belonging, instead of wanting "stuff".

 

[MissKB]

Wish granted! You are now a mindful person in the "NOW" And you have tons of love and care to give out without the "stuff" but you are alone on a marooned island and there is no one or thing there to love or care for.

I wish I could hire a house keeper to clean. I don't feel like cleaning!

 

[digger]

You want to clean a housekeeper?! Okay.... wish granted - Housekeeper hired, covered in mud and waiting for you to hose them down ;)

I wish my frozen shoulder would unfreeze!

 

[ms spock]

Wish granted. You now have the most unfrozen shoulder in the universe and now you are on a space ship playing and intergalactic game of cricket. You are the universe's best bowler, with fame and fortune.

I wish B would ring The Terraces.

 

[HypnoticallyChaotic]

Wish granted... but you will soon forget all about the wish and end up confused.

I wish that both of my missing genders would come back to me. (I'm bigender, sometimes male sometimes female, but have been stuck as genderless since October, and anything other than male or female isn't normal for me...)

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Wish granted, you have both genders back but you can't decide whether to stand or sit when you go to the bathroom

I wish I could go on a trip to the moon