Things Kids Say

[Forgetful]

My 2 1/2 year old granddaughter really doesn't like the way my H sings. When he starts to sing she makes a really cute sad face, runs to me aND says "no Pop Pop, no"!

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Funny sillyness

My little brother had to go to the doctor, he is 2 years old.

They needed to take his blood for some tests, and as soon as they were done and they took him off the table, he started saying "I need to sleep now", to not have to give any more blood :P He then proceeded to act like he is sleeping on the overhanging hospital bed cover (just like, put his face in the blanket or whatever :P )

 

[Forgetful]

2 year Olds are great entertainment. Unfortunately I didn't feel this way while my own were 2. Too busy chemically escaping life.I was a shitty mother. I'm trying to be a better grandma.

 

[Forgetful]

My granddaughter (2 1/2) likes a cartoon about a young girl whose toys come to life and she's really good at fixing them when they break or rip.

Today she closed her finger in the door of her favorite hiding place and she cut it. She called to me and said "oh no, my paw is ripped".

 

[Forgetful]

3 year old granddaughter almost potty trained:

She'll hide when she has to poop. One day she was hiding behind me and when I asked if she was pooping she said "not yet".

Couldn't help it.... I had to laugh.

 

[Ronin]

Things I heard today: But why can't it snow icecream?

(We're having a lot of snow.)

 

[Ronin]

I told him that that wasn't polite, that he should say son of a gun

I tried that one with one kid I was sitting and the kid gave me a Look followed by 'But guns can't have babies? <unsure>'. :hilarious:

 

[trying2movefwd]

When my daughter was around 3 years old her Aunt looked at her socks and said, "what do your socks say"?..my daughter answered," my socks can't talk!" :joyful: