Buffalo Chocolate Chili
(Or beer, or espresso)
Any of the 3 add a nice depth of character, just -from experience- pick 1
- Olive Oil
- A few pounds of (chili grind / coarse ground) bison (or beef)
- Bacon chopped
- Onions chopped
- Celery chopped
- Garlic minced
- Ancho or Chipotle Peppers (mild, sweet, smokey) -OR- hot peppers (habañero, ghost, reaper, etc*.)
- Smoked Salt
- Smoked Paprika
- A teeny tiny itsy bitsy pinch of cumin -OR- a generous pinch of Ras el Hanout or Garam Masala. (Cumin is fierce overpowering, the Arab or Indian spice blends balance)
- Masa Harina (corn flour / few tablespoons for thickening) -OR- wheat flour / etc. -OR- skip this step entirely & cook down
- Fire Roasted Tomatoes
(Strained, diced, chopped, or whole, doesn’t matter, they disintegrate)
- Tomato Paste
- Chicken Stock
- Chocolate Shavings -or- A bottle of stout -or- A shot of espresso
(Optional) Beans **
* If using hot peppers I strongly suggest using a great big dollup of raisin or currant paste to balance spicy with sweet, and serving topped with goat cheese & crumbled bacon to cool & salt. Will still be melt your face off, but less like “why did I go to all this bother, when I could have just had a nice big bowl of battery acid?”
** I’ve spent most of my life up to my eyeballs in men & boys. Whom all seem to feel quite differently than I do about farting. To preserve my own sanity I don’t serve men beans if I have a choice in the matter. That said? If you need to stretch this meal -or find farting for hours on end hilarious- a few tins of black or red beans tastes just lovely.
1) Ring a pot with olive oil, crank the heat up to smoking, & brown meats with smoked salt.
2) Add onions, celery, garlic, cook until softened / translucent.
3) Dust heavily with masa harina & give a good stir to coat & start bonding with the fats
4) Add peppers, tomato (fire roasted & Paste), & smoked paprika / cumin / spices AND thin out a bit with chicken stock if it starts smoking. No one likes pepper smoke in their eyes, and more importantly, it lessens the flavor and makes the texture gritty :wtf: (one can always wear swimming goggles -so sexy- if burning peppers is the goal, like with molé, but that’s not the case here).
5) IF using beer, add now, so you can do #6 accurately.
6) Chicken stock to barely cover
7) IF using chocolate or espresso, add now.
Simmer for about an hour, stirring occasionally.