Bad day...I went to get gas, the gent in front of me has entered the wrong way. I put my money in, set up the pump; remove gas cap and go for hose. I am 4' short of reaching. So back in the car, start up; move forward. The gas cap now rolls under vehicle. Fish out the cap, get hose; now 1' shy and close to gents car. Now I am over the top. Back in car, move forward oh of course cap goes flying. Fish it out, go for hose; (I know your rolling now) it is tip to tip now!
I look forward thinking ok just wait till gramps gets done. When I realize his hose is not in his tank. He has now proceeded to grab the window wash stick, starts walking to the front of his car; now he is washing his car with the window washer. OMG... He gets angry at me as I pulled so close to him he could not wash his front end. Holding my tongue, I gently say had you pulled in the direction of the arrows we would not be having this problem. His tank was on the opposite side of vehicle. I was by this time trapped with a line behind me, he finished washing his car.
No this was not a car wash just a gas station! Bless his 90 year old arse. Got his license in a box of cracker jacks.