You Know You Have PTSD When...

[The Albatross]

TMI?

Heh, not for me TMI, I got no chance of an "elimination diet" so I play devil's advocate every time I eat or breathe anything.

 

[The Albatross]

...A Zombie Apocalypse ...

OMG Bloom you made me laugh until I cried today.

 

[The Albatross]

Christ, up to this point I thought if I actually cried I was gonna be grieving. Thank you for that girl. No kidding, I'm in tears here, from laughing my ass off. But hey, that's just where I'm at today.

 

[BloomInWinter]

...You have far too much evidence for your T. to refute your belief that your pheromones are specifically set to attract the biggest wackjob in the crowd...

 

[BloomInWinter]

...you spend more time hiding in bathrooms than watching tv...

 

[The Albatross]

OMF'ing God, I am so busted right now... when I got sober I was "attracted" to the whackjob in my homegroup that was so wacked on opiates he tried to cut his head of with a machette (sp?). Now that's messed up.

Tell me I'm not hardwired to "save" the biggest wacko in the room (thanks daddy).

 

[BloomInWinter]

.... with a machete...

OMG Now I'm BUSTING up and can Not get my $hit together!!!

 

[BloomInWinter]

...when 'no replies' on a forum post isn't because people have a life....they all just hate me now! 8)

 

[The Albatross]

Yeah girl tell me about it. Those old "You know your a redneck when..."??? Well honey, you know you're f'd up when you get a laugh out of playing the country music backwards. What do you get? You get your wife back, your kids back, your dog back your house back... Oh lawd. Tell me why I do this again, cuz I forgot. Aw.. here ya go grrrrrrril....

[DLMURL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbT-MbDEnWA[/DLMURL]

P.S. When/if you see that Vid. I'm the yellow cat with a swim cap in the pool.

 

[BloomInWinter]

...when you see someone wearing a geek 'Resident Evil' t-shirt and wonder when people started advertising their family reunions on t-shirts....

 

[The Albatross]

I'm beginning to wonder if I'm off balance or just plain at my end because I'm finding some humor here tonight. Still spinning on the Zombie thing. Heh.

 

[Ron]

You know you have PTSD when this forum feels like home lol.