I Think I Was Sexually Harassed By My Cat :)

[Heather]

reminds me of one night awaking to extreme pain. (Scooter/shadow) He was about 1 month old in bed with me decided he was hungry so he breast fed himself on my nipple!

OMG! I think you should have pressed charges for that one! YUCK! Your poor Nip!

 

[Iam]

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Please then explain a guy scratching his b*lls? :eek:

LMAO!!!!!!!

Here's an animal story for you. Pine, one of my geldings (a castrated male horse) loves my husband....every time Bob comes near he "lets down". One time we were having a roll in the hay......I look over and there is Pine, with um.....yeah...well! HA!

 

[Jade-]

Please then explain a guy scratching his b*lls? :eek:

Having 3 sons and a husband, I am used to balls being scratched....I assume they itch and must be scratched, just like any other part of the body.

But what I have never understood is the adjusting of the 'member' all the time. I just don't get it, does it crawl around and need to be put back where it belongs? ....and shouldn't the adjustments be made in private instead of in a grocery store or restaurant? I saw a guy getting his groceries and he actually had his hand in his pants....adjusting away like it was trying to run away or something.

Anyone care to enlighten me?

 

[Iam]

But what I have never understood is the adjusting of the 'member' all the time. I just don't get it, does it crawl around and need to be put back where it belongs? ..

My husband, 3 sons and brother would all say that we don't understand cause we don't have one and that we are just jealous cause we don't! Personally, I think the only fun thing about having one would be to write my name in the snow while peeing!

 

[Jade-]

I have heard that before too Iam....but I'm definitely not jealous because I don't have one. The only way I would want one is if my husband had a detachable one....he could leave it at home when he goes to work....that could be fun....

 

[No Folded Hands]

I suspect some of my friends have found me funnier than their pets as my veterinarian background gives me a strong tendency to just give them the old raised eyebrow and uncomprehending stare when they talk about "sexual" animal antics. Or maybe it's just the matteroffactness conveyed by such things as instructing cat owners on bringing queens out of heat...

What really confuses me about all of this is that thing beyond male human b*ll scratching and "member" adjusting...why is it that, when you're having a conversation with your guy and he needs to visit the bathroom for purposes of urination (see how matter of factly professional? not even slang...lol!), he gets all flustered at you standing in the doorway while you two continue talking? Men never seem to mind continuing the conversation with the door open, knowing you can hear them pee, it's just when you stand in the doorway and can see it happenng that they get self conscious. Why?

 

[alixipain]

Ok the adjustments are necessary if you have tight pants on... Getting pinched, zipper pressing into it, every so often it'll get somewhere on its own and get pinched when you walk, the scratchin is from the normal itch once iin a while, and sometimes by hairs getting caught by the elastic band.

As to why we cant pee with you watching.. Its embarrassing sometimes, you have to look at it as in putting you on the toilet you want us to stand in doorway and watch you?

On the animals humping things its an animal being an animal, just be glad us humans dont get the same problem..

 

[Iam]

My husband watches me all the time LOL! Ooooh, somehow that didn't sound right HA!

 

[No Folded Hands]

As to why we cant pee with you watching.. Its embarressing sometimes, you have to look at it as in putting you on the toilet you want us to stand in doorway and watch you?

Is that supposed to be a problem? I can't imagine why....

I suppose it might seem odd if someone was just watching to watch, rather than just standing there watching as part of looking at the person they are having a conversation with...

 

[Iam]

I suppose it might seem odd if someone was just watching to watch, rather than just standing there watching as part of looking at the person they are having a conversation with...

Exactly! This whole thread makes me laugh out loud!