Team Ptsd Rocks The Zombie Apocaylpse

[Incendiu]

Well I am learned in logistics and been mapreading and creating maps. I am mostly calm but in danger go berserk if there is no way from it. I can hunt. I am also creative and well my paranoia about zombies might turn out to some pro survival skills to I guess.

 

[Nighthawk]

Id like to be in the machinery research deptartment. Like the Zombie Jell-o manipulator gun. Then other Zombies will slip and u guys can get them:roflmao:

 

[BloomInWinter]

Can someone teach me to use a chain gun? I think I'd like that as sentry...

 

[Lady of Longbourn]

Picturing you standing safely behind us but luring them on...

Protecting me, are you? :p

 

[Lady of Longbourn]

Come to the cannon fodder side, we have cookies.

I am a pretty good shot. And I love cookies! :roflmao:

 

[Jacquie]

Hmm....I will just hide inside my house and pretend I'm invisible so they think there's nobody home and go somewhere else :p

Thats also a way to be zombie proof?

 

[freakofnurture]

Can someone teach me to use a chain gun? I think I'd like that as sentry...

Don't you mean a chainsaw gun? Like, a gun that shoots chainsaws? :D

Hmm....I will just hide inside my house and pretend I'm invisible so they think there's nobody home and go somewhere else :p

You could also disguise as one of them. It works in the movie Zombieland.

 

[BloomInWinter]

I already look like a zombie. Trust me, they can can tell.

 

[Nighthawk]

Bloom just think how effictive that could be.

Mooo ha ha :alien:

 

[freakofnurture]

I already look like a zombie. Trust me, they can can tell.

Bloom just think how effictive that could be.

Yeah, Bloom, just stop taking showers, brushing your teeth or removing your pants before taking a pee; after a while, not even the sensitive noses of zombies will be able to tell you apart from one of their own.

Coming to think about it... maybe we all should abandon personal hygiene for the sake of survival :D

 

[amethist]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Thank you freakofnuture, that just gave me the giggle I needed this morning.

Remind me to stay up wind of you now.

 

[MouseWedger]

Oooh! Oooh! I want to help! I'm good creatively and have a degree in art, so I could design the mirror vehicle, also very good at researching. Apparently the United States Center for Disease Control has a plan for what to do in case of a Zombie Invasion... maybe they have some well thought out strategies we could implement....