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[Red Feather]

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[Froggie]

Even tired you crazy ((((KP)))), crazy lovable that is.:laugh::tup::D

 

[CraftyCath]

I have Irish blood and I'm an x-nurse so I found this funny. It helps if you can do an Irish accent.:D

IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to the cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be after you are eight.
Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood of Rome
Catscan - Searching for kitty
Cauterize - Making eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A doctors cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumour - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out

 

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