Alternative Dictionary Of Therapy (humor)

[Deleted member 28403]

Relapse
To remind yourself how a certain situation feels like by throwing yourself downstairs into it

 

[Ronin]

Therapeutic shift = When you realize head indeed doesn't do well with concrete and you need to switch tactics.

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Pink Freud
The dark side of the mom

 

[Anarchy]

OMFG!
love it :hilarious::geek::hilarious:

 

[Anarchy]

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it's a vegan site
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I just made the big mistake of looking up the Pink Floyd, "dark side of the moon" music album.

I always thought that the "progressive rock" genre was ridiculously long winded, nerdy, pretentious and far too self satisfied.

The wikipedia article has convinced me that Frank Zappa was absolutely correct,
talking (or writing) about music is as ridiculous as dancing to architecture.

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Hahahaha :) Great site

And looking up Pink Floyd is a mistake? Why?

 

[ladee]

@Saelben, Pink Freud !!!!! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: Thanks, haven't laughed this hard in awhile... love this thread !!

 

[Recovery4Me]

Normal distribution -

*The coveted bell shaped curve that can allow someone a slippery ruse by quickly piping the following, " For PTSD... I am quite normal."

*How many of us (as we sailed it's slippery curve) managed to bump into each other & this board.

* The percentage of how many people remain to be our therapists, supporters, doctors, pharmacist and family.

*The Statistical Base upheld by DSM5, APA, Bollywood, Hallmark and Disney World NOT to be confused with magical thinking !

 

[ladee]

Disney is not a T, damn it !

 

[Anarchy]

*The Statistical Base upheld by DSM5, APA, Bollywood, Hallmark and Disney World NOT to be confused with magical thinking !

Displaying All the Hallmarks of PTSD*:

Tasteful cards include,
You're Getting PTSD!
Congratulations on your new PTSD!
Congratulations on your Diagnosis
Happy X Trauma Anniversary (with a badge to wear)
New Therapist!
Deepest condolences on the occasion of getting fired by your T
Have a great holiday isolation!
...

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Hahahaha :)

 

[Recovery4Me]

@Anarchy I am just delighted to see such recognition of our members!

....as well as rolling in laughter at your wit. Seriously...the supporters might buy them!!!:rolleyes: :hug: You might make a mint!!!!:shy::singing: