April Fools Day!

[Sweetpea76]

My Vet got me good... and I walked right into it!

He just sat me down, and with a straight face "came out" to me. I totally believed him, and was very supportive. Bought it hook, line, and sinker... despite dating and being intimate with this man for nearly three years *derp*. I thought we were going to be on Jerry Springer for sure.

He's really quite proud of himself and has been laughing all night. Oh ho ho... he better relish it now, for paybacks shall be mine. :ninja:

Did any of you have a good prank story? I need some inspiration.

 

[Neverthesame]

Hahaaa! That's hilarious.

But, yes. Get him back!

I would never suggest such things as it be terribly inappropriate, but. You may wish to peruse some of the interesting home decor options available to the, do-it-yourselfer. For example, oh i dunno... Maybe he would enjoy a new reading lamp? Made from a stylish rubber fist? :angelic: That could find itself bolted to the coffee table? :ninja:

 

[Sweetpea76]

I just unscrewed the shower head and put a chicken bullion cube in it... have fun taking your chickeny shower in the morning there, Mr. Clever-man.

 

[digger]

just unscrewed the shower head and put a chicken bullion cube in it..

:roflmao: genius :laugh:

 

[Sweetpea76]

Operation Chicken Shower went down perfectly... he thought the pipes were backing up or something :chicken:. He didn't figure it out until he opened the bathroom door and I was on the hallway floor laughing my butt off.

He then proceeded to tape an air horn canister to the wall so that when I opened the door coming home from work with an armload of stuff, the knob hit the trigger and it took damn near 15 years of my life off. I swear to god my hair is standing up on my head.

It's on now. I just put one of those clear hair rubber bands around the sprayer nozzle on the kitchen sink.

 

[seedling]

Too hilarious, thanks for the great laugh!

 

[Neverthesame]

Lol. Awesome. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you.

 

[Sweetpea76]

Well the sprayer thing backfired and got my 18 year old son. My vet just flipped me the bird and called me an amateur.

 

[darrenS]

I just unscrewed the shower head and put a chicken bullion cube in it... have fun taking your chickeny shower in the morning there, Mr. Clever-man.

i would have put a blue dye tab in there :) nothing as therapeutic as a good laugh

 

[darrenS]

i sometimes tie a string to my kids toes whilst there asleep and attach something noisy

 

[Sweetpea76]

I just dipped the tips of his cigarette filters in Orajel. Don't leave your smokes unattended on the porch on April Fools Day!

 

[Sweetpea76]

I'd tell him I was pregnant, but I don't want to kill the poor guy...