Bum Wiping & Wet One's Aka Moist Towelette's

[anthony]

but it is a real product, so now, you can hide all the evidence.

Too funny... thanks for the laugh. No way would I use that... I'd want to share the smell with everyone! :dead::laugh:

 

[Deleted member 29920]

I just saw this :roflmao: :hilarious:

 

[lostforgottensoul]

I'm a fan... are you one?

Hold on hold on...i have to stop laughing....

Whew, ok, drying my eyes...lol...oh god!

My step mom has them and ive used them but the wet feeling is horrible...im like trying to fan my hand to "air dry" my ass lol. Ive used toliet paper to then dry but still feels weird. But ok i can deal but...TMI coming up...since you started it and all...opioid constipation is a total real and pain in the ass (literally) thing. Im like giving birth out of my ass and already have to plundge after every go. I dont want to add a baby wipe and extra toliet paper to that mess just to feel "clean".

 

[Changing4Best]

@lostforgottensoul try eating some prunes, they really help!

 

[Ellabella44]

on a serious note, have found as a mother, burning from diarhea can be helped with baby butt cream.

 

[Changing4Best]

@lostforgottensoul also if you don't like prunes, Miralax will work wonders. I get it prescribed by my Dr. so this way my insurance pays for it, as it can be expensive! But I like prunes better.

 

[mamachick]

I know this is an old post, but an alert that someone liked my post brought me back again. This time I read something I missed before, the Amazon ad posted by Digger for Shittens. OMG the belly laugh. The twisted truth is, that ever since this thread began, everytime I have reason to think of bum wipes, such as purchasing time, I think of…Anthony, the man that made this thread so funny, fascinated by the clean bum.

Ah, the simple moments that humor takes over and how I got to this group is completely forgotten. Thanks for great laughs

 

[mamachick]

For anyone who feel wipes don't cut it: wash cream. We use it at work because I'm responsible for cleaning people up, and sometimes wipes are not enough. It's like a lotion, but it's an all-in-one soap/water cream that can be applied to a wipe. It'll leave ya fresh, lemme tell you. I've cleaned up some serious business messes with it and it's a lifesaver.

Got that big of mess, better buy the Shittens off of Amazon that digger posted above. LOL

 

[Britt.f7]

You guys are so hilarious! I can't believe how this post has taken off! lol A nice, lighthearted break. :)

 

[Truthful_Whispers]

 

[lostforgottensoul]

try eating some prunes,

Been there done that. My last stay in the hospital which was to implant my internal pain pump, they wouldnt let me leave til I went. 6 glasses of prune juice later and i still hadnt gone...i lied to get released. Dude, its a pain pump with opioids in it, they should of got it anyway.

 

[lostforgottensoul]

Miralax will work wonders. I

Yep, been there too. Ive had them all over the counter. Seems only one brand of probiotics works but they are expensive as hell.