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Bum Wiping & Wet One's Aka Moist Towelette's

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Today I quoted a post from here, and I tell you, it was fate. Tonight I was minding my own business, having a couple of drinks with some friends, and asked to use their bathroom, and there, beneath the toilet paper, were flushable wipes. I could not believe it.

I had always been timid, apprehensive, seeing them in the stores, wondering if I should take the jump and just get some. But now I was left alone in the bathroom with them, right there and provided for, after years of having this thread in the back of my mind.

I have to say, @anthony, it wasn't the revelation of intimate understanding you predicted, but it was liberating to finally try a different style of clean. I'm not sure I'm a customer, but I am definitely a fan. :hilarious:
 
All y'all crack me the hell up! :laugh:

In the Land of Showers this isn't a problem, but out in the field with nothing but baby wipes? S'all you got to wipe with? Bum wipes = yeast infections. :wtf: You know what's worse than waiting to be shot at? Waiting to be shot at with itching, burning, cracking, wiggle wiggle scooch, itching I hate this shit!, burning itching kitty.

Bidets all the way!!!

Mmmm... And heated toilet seats. Luxury, man, right there. Pure unadulterated luxury!
 
You know, all butts are different. Toilet paper doesn't do it unless you like wiping with tree bark. You like something that is going to clean the whole lot, not just part of what is left over. It would really suck if you were in the middle of the mall and your butt would itch so bad that you had to scratch it and people would think, "You know, maybe he needs Charmin."
 
A few months ago I knew I was in for a volcanic eruption at some point while getting ready for work. I knew I couldn't hold back from work so decided I'd just head in and take the chance. I had no wipes, so decided to take in a spray bottle, a large one , as it was all I had in the house....to give myself a spray when I did the deed. The time came, grabbed my bag, and headed into the toilet. After I had washed my hands, bottle in hand, one of my workmates walked in and just looked at me curiously with the bottle. I was too embarrassed to say what it was for so proceeded to squirt the water round the wash hand basins proclaiming "the cleaner really needs a talking too, these toilets are filthy!"........and quickly exited.
 
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I was too embarrassed to say what it was for so proceeded to squirt the water round the wash hand basins proclaiming "the cleaner really needs a talking too, these toilets are filthy!"........and quickly exited.
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:roflmao: This killed me!

For anyone who feel wipes don't cut it: wash cream. We use it at work because I'm responsible for cleaning people up, and sometimes wipes are not enough. It's like a lotion, but it's an all-in-one soap/water cream that can be applied to a wipe. It'll leave ya fresh, lemme tell you. I've cleaned up some serious business messes with it and it's a lifesaver.
 
I agree simply simon. I worked as a carer and wipes certainly do the job....often residents could not be bathed or showered. We used wipes for the nether regions with diluted liquid soap. I dread to think of the mound of wash cloths we would have had at the end of a shift, without them....not to mention the hygiene aspect.
 
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