Bum Wiping & Wet One's Aka Moist Towelette's

[nursenurse]

So I finished walking the Camino de Santiago, 900km. With bathrooms not always apparent, and knees that do not squat. And so I packed a pee funnel made for women, with, um, a retractable spout. My knees thanked me, and several other hikers too as they were not exposed to my sunset over the Taj Mahal. Next to baby wipes, a girl's best friend.

 

[mamachick]

nursenurse-where do you buy one of these? I think I need one in the event I travel with my husband as a driver. I must have a small bladder and drink fluids in the care. He often makes promise of a stop and then pushes on until we are in a traffic jam. I could really use one of these gadgets.

 

[nursenurse]

@brat17 , I bought it at an outdoors store, we have Mountain Equipment Co-op here, I think REI would be a reasonable store in the States. There are different brands, the one I bought is called "Freshette", it has the best sized, which is elongated front to back. Less chance of spillage. There are others as well. I took them all apart at the store. I could see leaking or spilling out of any of them if you do not position them right, but this one being the longest was the best. You just have to remember to go on a flat surface or facing downhill, and never against the wind ;)

 

[mamachick]

Never against wind-great advice.
Hey, I peed in a large throw away coffee cup when driving in the car.

 

[lostforgottensoul]

OMG!

So, browsing on youtube, as always. And I come across this. Check out the wet toilette compressed toliet paper (wet bum wipe) pill:

https://youtu.be/dP9U7cuzpuY

 

[Deadman]

@lostforgottensoul those things are actually great. I used them a lot overseas. If you ever travel where toilet facilities are non-existent or just under equipped they are a real moral booster.

 

[Deleted member 34328]

Waaaayyyy behind the times since this thread started but I needed a good goofy thread and OMG!!!!!

I can't stop laughing...cleansing your ass?

Question @anthony since 2011...is your ass still blessed with this revelation?

 

[Kintsugi]

@lostforgottensoul that shit is brilliant and I need it in my life. Thank you.

 

[mamachick]

Too funny

 

[mamachick]

How about the commercials for the spray to prevent the "devil donuts" from being protected? Every time I see such things I think of this thread

 

[420kitty]

I've been doing this for 3-4 years now. It makes me feel so much fresher after pooping. Plus sometimes the toilet paper gets stuck, lol.

 

[lostforgottensoul]

Plus sometimes the toilet paper gets stuck, lol.

:roflmao: BAHAHAHA