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aaahhhh new zealand English!
One of the centers near my town has a NZ dispatcher and everyone thinks her accent is adorable. Until the day she was working a police radio and they found out she can't say the work DECK in American English. She pronounces it DICK

They say patrol cars crashed across the county from laughter when she put out a call as
Units responding to a noise complaint -- Callers neighbor won't stop pounding on his wooden DECK.
:laugh:
 
Okay, good.

I didn’t act out because I knew it was wrong. But my dog misunderstood a command. It was like 3am so that’s not surprising. But her sudden movement broke a nail. Which is a pet peeve of mine because the skin under my nails is hypersensitive. And I got angry and decided to sigh, chill, and do something else. Too little of any issue to matter, plus Nestle obviously hadn’t intended to break anyone’s nails. Nor would she even care if she knew she did that, lol. She’d be like, “Bitch one of my toenails is kinda sideways and I ain’t complain” :)
 
Lol. Nestle would be so confused. “Do I help...? Fetch the what? What’s a nail clipper? I’m not getting that, you’ll clip MY nails D:”

Lol she has no idea where anything is here though, she couldn’t even get to her own vest in an emergency yesterday
 

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