Offer: one slightly used female
Kathy and Jim,
I see that you give Very Nice birthday gifts, so I am putting myself up for adoption. You need one more daughter! I am cute as a button, I am also humble, low mileage, great teeth, I tell great jokes, I cook gourmet to order, I machine quilt, and I love cats. I have already been through all my education. Money back if not completely delighted. You can't get that deal on just any child. Aren't I adorable?
Batting my eyelashes,
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