A Hillbilly knocks on the door of his new neighbor’s house.
“Howdy neighbor!” He says. “In honor of you moving into the ‘Haller. I’m going to throw a party. There’s going to be a whole lota drinking, a whole lota dancing and a whole lota screwing.”
“Sounds like fun,” the neighbor says. “What can I bring?”
Hillbilly replies, “You can bring anything you want. It’s just going to be you and me.”
“Howdy neighbor!” He says. “In honor of you moving into the ‘Haller. I’m going to throw a party. There’s going to be a whole lota drinking, a whole lota dancing and a whole lota screwing.”
“Sounds like fun,” the neighbor says. “What can I bring?”
Hillbilly replies, “You can bring anything you want. It’s just going to be you and me.”
