I Think I Was Sexually Harassed By My Cat :)

[anthony]

All I will say is... dogs that stick their nose and head straight into a guys crotch... ouch! Like Mina said... only animals get away with the stuff they do to us...

 

[Nicolette]

We're banned from having pets as we are bad, bad pet owners (shake finger at us

).... I so have to stop myself from looking in the pet shop window and then going in. Actually our lifestyle doesn't cater for animals as we struggle with just ourselves.



Best we let you loving people have them. We had to give our dog.... it still cuts me up so no more animals until we know we can be there for them.

 

[Nicolette]

only animals get away with the stuff they do to us... :D

Please then explain a guy scratching his b*lls?

 

[anthony]

That just feels good....

Yep, animals and spending lots of time away from home... don't go together well.

 

[Heather]

Please then explain a guy scratching his b*lls? :eek:

I am soooo glad I started this

 

[becvan]

ROFL.. my brother swears I should be handing out complimentary "cups" for men due to her happily nailing every guy in the crotch with her head as a greeting....Honest I didn't train her to do it either!

bec

 

[Nicolette]

That just feels good....

OMG I am now traumatized !

 

[Heather]

Oh dear DEER - You wouldn't appreciate 90% of my humor it's very dry, sarcastic and nasty! When I'm not acting like a prude about ball scratching that is!

 

[deer_in_headlights]

That just feels good....

ROTFLMAO... Oh, please :D I can't breathe... :D

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7 minutes later, still wiping laughter tears... Goofy people, I adore you...

 

[kers]

My cat very much likes the winter fuzzy blanket I keep on the bed. I finally put it away for the season, because it made me so very uncomfortable to have him humping the blanket when I was trying to fall asleep.

 

[becvan]

*snorted coffee out of her nose* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kers....

 

[Nicolette]

it made me so very uncomfortable to have him humping the blanket when I was trying to fall asleep.

Ok, now I wont be able to sleep tonight with this image in my head.