I Think I Was Sexually Harassed By My Cat :)

[mysihba]

Who said guys can only use their hands..........I REALLY need to try that back stretching exercise.....Will it work without the cat ??

 

[KP the nut]

Will it work without the cat ??

But I bet it is much more fun with the cat

 

[mysihba]

If only I had a cat, I would try it and report back.....on my back

 

[Heather]

So you want her to pat her pussy for you.... ok, what's going on around here? :eek:

Who said guys can only use their hands..........I REALLY need to try that back stretching exercise.....Will it work without the cat ??

OKAY - SERIOUSLY YOU PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS

My daughter usually ends up in my bed and lastnight was no different. She rolled over in her sleep and grabbed my a$$!

Then this morning the cat jumped jumped up on the bed and sat right down on my chest. What the hell? She's trying to cop another cheap feel?!

 

[Philippa]

I thought the title was funny straight away...though I was a little bit ..."hmmm...Ooookaaay";)

I visited a female friend today, after having a pretty bad day at work, and while I was debriefing her about my day, her little dog Tommy, started raping my armpit!:eek::oops:...then my foot.

 

[Heather]

little dog Tommy, started raping my armpit!:eek::oops:....:D

Philippa - How did he get "it" in your armpit?:eek:

Never mind - DON'T ANSWER THAT. I don't WANT to know

lol.

 

[anthony]

When I did have a cat, the worst event was waking up with it sleeping on my face, and its arse was right on my mouth. It was gross... then you have to give them attention... dead set suckers and animals know it.

 

[Heather]

... then you have to give them attention...

Ummm.....exactly what kind of attention are you talking about?

 

[Philippa]

Ummm.....exactly what kind of attention are you talking about?;)

Ass worship.;)

 

[anthony]

Exactly... still haunts me... cat freckle in my face! Argh........ Looks like a freckle lolly [DLMURL]http://www.lollyworld.com.au/images/Allens-Freckles.jpg[/DLMURL]

 

[Nicolette]

When I did have a cat, the worst event was waking up with it sleeping on my face, and its arse was right on my mouth.

Ok, no more kisses and on the lounge for you... too grosse to even think about.


Note to self... before marriage ask all the horrendous questions - not wait for the answers to be revealed afterwards. Must go and seek trauma counseling asap.

 

[deer_in_headlights]

((((((((Nicolette))))))))))))

Or, you could slather his lips with... antibiotic ointments, listerine, iodine, bleach, lysol, tire cleaner,...