Insert Swearish Rant Here

[enough]

for f*cks sake. rioters are rioters and hostages are hostages. black is not white and birds are not lug nuts. if the only people you want to lead are the people that think rioters are hostages, knock yourself out. Has my trust been written off as unobtainable on day one because i know the difference?

 

[cukr0spoons]

Dear narcissistic boss:

A question is not attitude. Attitude, is all the things I don't say to you.

Your latest escapade, giving me shit because I can't just take on an extra 37 (A full time work week is 37, not 40. Where I work No one knows why.) hours work onto my shoulders. To cover the other full time guy who retired. This was also a full month ago. Yet you still haven't f*cking hired anyone.

Wonder why that was... Hmm let me think....
Ah, I remember now. It's because you gave position to your assistant. The one who actually does your job, while you sit on your worthless f*cking ass, making stupid f*cking clip-art stuffed ,brightly coloured memos. That nobody reads, except to laugh at your horrible grammar. Like that move your car or we tow it memo. Why the f*ck did you make it coloured and clip-artsy. IT'S A TOW AWAY NOTICE YOU STUPID GIT!! What did it read?
"The following parking lot belongs to (Comany name). Move your car."

THE FOLLOWING PARKING LOT? What the f*ck? How does a parking lot follow someone? How was it that this memo was your 4TH DRAFT, yet you still cocked up? How did you justify spending an hour making a memo with one f*cking sentence? How much toner are you wasting, with your daily arts an crafts bullocks?
(The boss was born and raised in an english speaking part of Canada. There is no excuse for him to be that unable to form a coherent sentence.)

Oh yeah, and your lovely assistant. She f*cking hates your guts too. If she wasn't a single mum with a special needs child, she'd have told you to go f*ck yourself long ago. The way you dangle her job security over her head. Makes you an enormous piece of shit.

f*cking tosser.

Oh, and stop marking every email you send as "high importace". Nothing you have to say is important in any way.The credibility boat sailed away, struck a sea mine, sank and went boom, long ago.

That felt good.
I like this thread.

OMG you're boss sounds like the character "Roz" on the show "Fisk". I'm sorry that you have to deal w/ someone who can't understand normal thinking.

 

[thursday]

Why is the bloody ffff*kcing hoover making such a f8cuking noise? Who was the arsehole/cnut that "invented" rape seed oil? Why is there everywhere so much noise? Why do you always piss in the sink? was one of the songs of the band AMP.

 

[plain_and_normal]

Aye,
The quality of modern goods and services is an insult to consumers.
NOTHING WORKS AS IT SHOULD ANYMORE!
(hmmm, people included I'd say)

 

[plain_and_normal]

Why do you always piss in the sink?

Well, the toilet is all the way upstairs and I have a tiny bladder so this is the clear answer.
Furthermore, fresh urine is sterile and all types of (us) Pagans have been known to drink piss from time to time.
Pee is a byproduct of our circulatory system, and it does have many uses and benefits.
Cheers (literally)

 

[thursday]

People who have a smile on their face should be kicked in the teeth. What is there to laugh? Imbicilianic idiot.

 

[Rose White]

f*cking PTSD! f*cking sexual abuse! f*cking unstable emotions! f*cking self abandonment! f*cking hole in the ground that I can’t avoid!

 

[enough]

dont say “i was going to do that” when i am doing it fir you! When? when it needed to be done so long that i coukdnt stand it anymore? we were getting close, i stepped up, dont tell me you were going to do it. f*ck! enough!

 

[Rose White]

@enough I think the appropriate thing to say would be, “Thank you for doing that!”

 

[enough]

@enough I think the appropriate thing to say would be, “Thank you for doing that!”

Appropriate has left this building. stupid is in place now. Still here? Myst be stupid. f*ck!

 

[Dave Ryan]

Not long ago I ran into one of the gang who made my life hell when I was a teenage schoolboy. The stupid b*st*rd greeted me like an old friend, and started reminiscing about the old days.

“Remember that time we made you wear ladies underwear? Jesus, what were we like?”

That time. Like it was a one-off prank. Like they put me in panties for a few minutes just for a laugh. It was a girdle, you f*cking moron! You made me suffer years of wearing a f*cking panty girdle! Have you even the slightest idea what that was like?

 

[Dave Ryan]

I'm so tired of forced-crossdressing fetishists getting off on my shitty childhood. I had to start wearing a panty girdle when I was just 14 - 14 for Christ's sake! - and these bastards read my story and get turned on by it. I can just imagine the sick f*ckers jerking off over the juicy bits.