Insert Swearish Rant Here

[Captain Barnacles]

I'm a f*cking idiot.

I started spiralling yesterday- about all sorts of things, but the one that really got me is my fear that Cake Girl is not actually interested in me romantically and that I've completely misunderstood her signals. With all the other shit going on in my life, that's the thing I fixate on.
I can't figure out if I'm f*cking stupid or just awful.

Then I dumped it all on my best friend, unaware that she'd just had terrible news and she basically caved in on herself and went incommunicado for the rest of the day.

I got a tearful, sobbing voice message this morning, apologising for freaking out when I wasn't coping.

She apologised for what I did to her. Can you believe that?

They're sending her back to work with us. In an environment that has left her traumatised. I've told her she can partner up with me again and I'll watch her back, but I don't think it's enough.

I'm tired of comforting sobbing female friends and colleagues in my office because of the actions of their fellow officers. I know how the system works and that I can't report things to HR if I've only been told about them, but I...I don't f*cking know. What could I have done??? I failed them. Stick it over there, on the big f*cking pile of my failures that have ruined other people's lives.

I just go around and around in my head, you know? Everything is awful and it's all my fault.
Yes, other people do these things, but I ought to stop them. I'm supposed to make everything okay and everyone safe and I can't even help those closest to me.

f*ck.

I deserve all of this pain and worse. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I tried to do the decent thing, but I'm too much of a coward. I'm sorry.

 

[Freddyt]

Having unreasonable fear of the doctors office/medical stuff AND a chronic illness?

Someones idea of a sick f&cking joke........

 

[enough]

Oh f*ck you you useless f*ck. Every time I see your name come up on my text messages I know it will be a shit show so why bother even opening it? Because I paid you money for a job you are not doing even halfway well. I just want to get it done, correctly, so I don't have to keep seeing your name on my phone f*ck you asshole.

 

[Nixx]

To be politically non political, I am so f*cking tired of election commercials, adverts , billboards, emails, phone calls, txt messages, door knocking, post cards, and hand written letters. Being in Pennsylvania right now sucks and its been like this since July. Both campaigns have even had some graphic adverts mentioning rape (in different contexts of course). I cant even sit down and watch a football gane or the news without wvery other commercial being some election ad. I already voted early. I should be exempt from this constant psychic assault.

 

[notsurewheretoturn]

F*****g robbing b*****ds! Just had my energy bill which is a catch up following estimate and a price change. The cheeky b******s have put all the catch up units on the higher price!

According to them, I used 68 units of electricity in the first 23 days, but 278 units in 14 days, the gas is just as bad, 550 units in 23 days, but 1933 in 14 days, all at the higher price. Just WTF! This is my scheduled monthly bill so surely the extra units should be evened out across the bill, not just dumped in the last 2 weeks which is when the price went up!

I'm furious, tore them off a strip over the phone and they're refusing to distribute the usage more evenly across the month, so I've officially put the bill in dispute and escalated the complaint.

Suffice to say, I've also changed suppliers.

 

[Ice_Fire]

F*cking useless, disrespectful, stupid asshole! Don’t start a job that requires an understanding of it’s a vocation; it takes your time and energy, it’s not a 9-5…if you’ve no intention of being halfway arsed about it. Don’t pretend you know what you’re doing. Don’t back chat when you know f*ck all. Don’t keep repeating the same stupid sh*t.

And last of all…don’t call me sweetheart you condescending, misogynistic pr*ck!!!



Rant over

 

[Defaultxlove]

Ugh everyone F off I’m healing

 

[Friday]

Motherf*cker, cocksucker, vaffunculo fai, Che chazzo, baca, fils putain, godammit to hell.

 

[Nixx]

Motherf*cker, cocksucker, vaffunculo fai, Che chazzo, baca, fils putain, godammit to hell.

Oh Jupiter's Cock! (ive been watching Spartacus: Blood and Sand Lately)

 

[Friday]

My personal favorite is “cock juggling thunderc*nt”, but I save it for special occasions.

 

[PlainJane]

How about f*ck you?

Punk ass bitch

 

[RainbowSearchParty]

My asshat neighbor keeps banging into the shared wall and I don’t know what the f she is doing, but she fing needs to stop.