List The Titles Of Your Threads Which You'll Probably Never Write:

[Marlene]

The PTSD Amateur Theatre Company presents -​

'Anni Get Your Gun' ​

PTSD, pussy's need not apply...It's a dog fight in here!

These two made me laugh so hard I almost fell out of my chair!!! :p
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• How to cure your PTSD with happy thoughts! (I can't take full credit for this one...it was my mother's idea. What a gal!)

• 25 ways to nicely say ‘If you touch me, I’ll break you in two’.

• After all these years I’ve found out I DON’T hate people. Who knew?

• IBS your way to that new wardrobe

• Family reunion-when screaming, crying and threats of violence all alone just aren’t enough for you.

Lisa

 

[goingonhope]

Is Anybody Else Absolutely Convinced That There Several Hour Long Rants Are Perfectly Logical, Even Educational? :confused:

 

[Marie E.]

Stress? What is stress?

 

[Lucycat]

A Brochure of places to go to when you disocciate.

 

[intothelight]

The Beneficial Effects Of Isolation On Your Relationships

 

[The Albatross]

How To Have the Healthy Relationships, Friends and Family You Want/Need/Desire Even Though You Have PTSD and Your Soul Was Murdered by Child Abuse

 

[Heather]

Finally throwing all the dumb shit back into my mother's face that she's said to me and watch the dumbfounded look on her face when she realizes just how f**king stupid she sounds.

For example: right around the new year I said to her "this year my goal is to stay as drunk as possible" She looked at me like I was nuts. I said, "don't you remember you told me that I should start drinking?"

That shut her up real quick.

 

[Marlene]

PTSD-The Musical
A compilation of the variety of sounds that your body can make when under stress, attack of memories or emotions.

CD's available.

 

[goingonhope]

LMAO, Oh' damn Marlene :D. I find this thread's title here............Hilarious!

Repeating what you've said:
"the variety of sounds that your body can make when under stress, attack of memories or emotions":roflmao::roflmao:
"A compilation" :roflmao::roflmao:
"C'D's available." :roflmao::roflmao::tup:

I actually own cassettes from breathing and cathartic release retreats, of similar sounds, which I've previously participated in in my life. But nevermind that, ...................you're too funny! :D

Hope

 

[intothelight]

Body Art: Creative Self-Harm

 

[KP the nut]

Why I am such a fantastic, brilliant and fun person to be around.

 

[Heather]

I can't remember which way to shake my head. Up and down is what? Left and right is who?

(yes, this really did happen. I hate PTSD).