List The Titles Of Your Threads Which You'll Probably Never Write:

[Heather]

Yes, Yes, Yes, Please say more dumb, insensitve things to hurt me.

 

[mamachick]

where did today go, the week go, the year go-could I loose anymore time

Self permission to be where I am, to accept it, and permission to heal

hyperfocus, hypervigilance, and hyper....

 

[Kintsugi]

How Being Blamed for Everything Enriches My Relationship with My Abusers

Confessions of Guilt from Abusers--$15.00 on ebay (used), $25 (new)

How My Whole Family Was Super Understanding

New %100 Effective Treatment for PTSD: daily doses of ice cream

 

[Mockingbird13]

Im happy it was PTSD, not another woman that ruined our marriage - oh wait it was both...nevermind

 

[Nighthawk]

How to create self doubt.
Second guessing is the cure to everything;)

NH:unsure:

 

[AmyO]

Bang your head portable Brick wall. For the times you want to beat yourself. Save the middleman.

 

[Heather]

Gallbladder removal: fine distraction for PTSD symptoms.....added bonus: morphine and percocet :D:laugh:.

 

[Abbi]

ok not a thread but....

This was posted on the bulletin board outside the Student Union at Chester the Molester Community College

"Searching for the perfect gift for your loved one.​

Try PTSD, the gift that just keeps on giving!​

First 500 offenders get a bonus gift for themselves...​

not only can you get off with no consequences you can always blame your victim.​

Call 1-800-SicDick to place your order today"​

 

[BloomInWinter]

PTSD...WAY More Fun Than The Title Suggests!

 

[Mockingbird13]

101 excuses you as a carer can use when your spouse with PTSD choses to stay home.

 

[ktmarie71]

10 easy ways to tell condescending people to @#$% off before you go all PTSD on them.

 

[ktmarie71]

101 house hold items you can use to fend off an intruder "dont underestimate the wire whisk"
MacGuiver's guide to office supply weapons: taking the anxiety out going to your car afterhours and making the most out of your stapler
Flashbacks: How to make the most of a good flashback in public places
Top Ten excuses for avoiding crowds
PTSD Couples: Double the Nightmares Double the fun
Why PTSD is sexy: The correlations between denial fueled impulsiveness and sex appeal