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List The Titles Of Your Threads Which You'll Probably Never Write:
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Lucycat
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PTSD?... - Where did it go?
Lucycat
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New Undeniable Evidence of Diagnostic Blood Test for PTSD
coupled with
'Breaking News'
New Single Dose Pill for the treatment of PTSD - To be swallowed whole with a large pinch of salt.
coupled with
'Breaking News'
New Single Dose Pill for the treatment of PTSD - To be swallowed whole with a large pinch of salt.
These are all threads I would NEVER write, and they're all to be taken as humorous.
PTSD Sufferer Section
"How to Fake PTSD and Irritate People: Tips from the people who are pros at it!"
"List of legitimate traumatic experiences: yours isn't as bad as mine!"
"Ways to kill your therapist-without getting into trouble! The upside to having PTSD!"
"Embrace it! Ways to trigger yourself and be happy about it!"
"The hospital: Why it's a happier place than Disneyland."
"Yay! I've got PTSD! Welcome to paradise!"
" "Don't forget to shove them in the oven!" A guide to cooking and doing other things with your abuser in a harmonious, peaceful way."
"Mental breakdown: why it's all smooth sailing from this point forward."
"How to heal Avoidance.... Thread coming soon!" Followed by "How to heal Depression...find your gun and test it out on your head!"
"It's the tree's fault: How to blame your panic attacks on the tree in your backyard and other inanimate objects."
"PTSD? That's funny... I thought it was called adventure! Get out there and enjoy yourself! There's no better excitement!"
Find a Friend Thread
"Amsterdam, Netherlands- Anybody in the Red Light District? One night only!"
PTSD Supporter Section
"Leave your sufferers the *bleep* alone- it's caused by your nagging."
"So your significant other has "PTSD"....it's a better alternative to being dumped. "
"He doesn't know you? It's not dissociation-you're just not worth remembering!"
"Always take things personally and yell at them like a dog-how to have a healthy, long-lasting relationship with your sufferer."
PTSD Sufferer Section
"How to Fake PTSD and Irritate People: Tips from the people who are pros at it!"
"List of legitimate traumatic experiences: yours isn't as bad as mine!"
"Ways to kill your therapist-without getting into trouble! The upside to having PTSD!"
"Embrace it! Ways to trigger yourself and be happy about it!"
"The hospital: Why it's a happier place than Disneyland."
"Yay! I've got PTSD! Welcome to paradise!"
" "Don't forget to shove them in the oven!" A guide to cooking and doing other things with your abuser in a harmonious, peaceful way."
"Mental breakdown: why it's all smooth sailing from this point forward."
"How to heal Avoidance.... Thread coming soon!" Followed by "How to heal Depression...find your gun and test it out on your head!"
"It's the tree's fault: How to blame your panic attacks on the tree in your backyard and other inanimate objects."
"PTSD? That's funny... I thought it was called adventure! Get out there and enjoy yourself! There's no better excitement!"
Find a Friend Thread
"Amsterdam, Netherlands- Anybody in the Red Light District? One night only!"
PTSD Supporter Section
"Leave your sufferers the *bleep* alone- it's caused by your nagging."
"So your significant other has "PTSD"....it's a better alternative to being dumped. "
"He doesn't know you? It's not dissociation-you're just not worth remembering!"
"Always take things personally and yell at them like a dog-how to have a healthy, long-lasting relationship with your sufferer."
PTSD Sufferer Section
"You weren't good enough to people- why the abuse is all your fault."
"Getting people to feel sorry for you- Over the top ways to make the most of your PTSD diagnosis."
"How to win friends and influence people on the PTSD forum For Dummies: Just ignore the grammar rules of the forum and complain about Anthony and the moderators here! Ranting, name-calling, swearing, and daring mods to ban you are encouraged!"
"You weren't good enough to people- why the abuse is all your fault."
"Getting people to feel sorry for you- Over the top ways to make the most of your PTSD diagnosis."
"How to win friends and influence people on the PTSD forum For Dummies: Just ignore the grammar rules of the forum and complain about Anthony and the moderators here! Ranting, name-calling, swearing, and daring mods to ban you are encouraged!"
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"Need hired muscle? Forget the Doberman, get a new improved hyper vigilant PSTD person now with discount! They don't sleep much anyway."
"PTSD, the condition that... oh look, something shiny..."
"PTSD and the art of motorcycle maintenance"
Subtitled: "Where the bleep are those parts I just left in the bleeping corner"
"The only way to get 3D nightmares in full panoramic vision"
New song by Aerosmith:
"Janie's got a gun.. Janie, put it down girl, PUT IT DOWN, you're having a flashback!"
"PTSD, the condition that... oh look, something shiny..."
"PTSD and the art of motorcycle maintenance"
Subtitled: "Where the bleep are those parts I just left in the bleeping corner"
"The only way to get 3D nightmares in full panoramic vision"
New song by Aerosmith:
"Janie's got a gun.. Janie, put it down girl, PUT IT DOWN, you're having a flashback!"
The Bitter Posts That Will Never Be Written:
What Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger.
God Is Right; Protecting Abusive Priests Is The Christian Thing To Do
The Positive Side Of Realizing You Had Dreams Once
The Lighter Posts That Will Never Be written:
Dance Steps For a Crowded Night Club.
I've Regained My Love For Roller Coasters.
I Remembered All Your Names
How I Recovered From PTSD and Learned To Love Sour Cream
You, Too, Can Be The Life Of The Party!
What Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger.
God Is Right; Protecting Abusive Priests Is The Christian Thing To Do
The Positive Side Of Realizing You Had Dreams Once
The Lighter Posts That Will Never Be written:
Dance Steps For a Crowded Night Club.
I've Regained My Love For Roller Coasters.
I Remembered All Your Names
How I Recovered From PTSD and Learned To Love Sour Cream
You, Too, Can Be The Life Of The Party!
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How Having PTSD Made Me Normal
CraftyCath
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How to get to sleep, stay asleep and not have nightmares.
Cath, I'd read that thread. :D
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