Whitneys story
Diamond Member
SPAGHETTI ---
You will laugh every time you eat
spaghetti after you read this.
Enjoy your day!
For several years, a man was having
an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him
that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or
his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would
know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a
post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came
home to his confused wife.
'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very
strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,'
he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read
the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three, with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce !!!!!
